Bromance 愛上哥們 Men's Talk Episode 12 Behind the Scenes Translations

Ah. Hello and welcome to another Men's Talk Translation. This one will be short and sweet because I'll only be doing the half of the video which features Megan and Baron only...ok, and one line from Bii in the Show Reel (the other half of the video is Bii and Katie, as well as Bii, Megan and Edison. Sorry to miss out on the fun, but you do know that Megan and Baron are pretty much the sole reason I watch this show, right?)

1. Show Reel

The first shot is a pretty close shot of Baron, as Zifeng, and Mega, as Yanuo, kissing under the pumpkin carriage. Megan's lips are pressed firmly against Baron's.

-Cuts to another clip of Baron, as Zifeng, pulling Megan, as Yanuo, roughly towards him-
Megan staggers towards him and he pulls her in, pressing his lips lightly against her. Baron kisses Megan, and then pretends to stumble backwards.

-Cuts to Bii shouting-
Bii: Hurry up and apologize!

-Cuts to Megan putting on what looks to be a cute, red, cat ears hat on head-
Camera person: In one second has become...
Megan makes a cute smile at the camera.
Camera person: Right, right, right, right, right!
Megan laughs cutely.

-Cuts to Megan and Baron walking along the amuseument park for the snow scene-
Baron claps with a devious look on his face.

The Director laughs.
Megan, looking amazed: It's snowing!
Baron then pretends to be Zifeng signaling his staff members at the amusement park.
Baron: Hey, it's ok now!
He then pretends to talk into a secret walkie-talkie watch on his wrist.
Baron: It's Ok! It's Ok!

Megan laughs
Baron: It's already arrived! It's already arrived!

-Cuts to Baron, as Zifeng, holding Megan, as Yanuo's hand as they walk across the road in their white suits-
Baron: What is it?

Megan laughs and flings his hand away
Baron, laughing: What is it?
Megan: What kind of attitude is that?
Baron is still walking away laughing, one hand on his head. Megan has stopped in her tracks.
Megan, half laughing and half sounding mad: You can't laugh at me like that

Megan: Right now, we're a living community...
Megan, motioning to herself: You can't just laugh at me like that!
Baron: Ok, ok, I know...

2. Filming the Pumpkin Carriage Kiss and Confession Scene
The Director is talking to Megan and Baron under the Pumpkin Carriage.
Director: She lowers her head, right?
Director: Your arm passes through
Director: And you pull her like this...
Baron, in understanding: Oh oh oh!
Director: Right!
Director: And then...
Baron, loudly in mock shock [aqua, yellow and red caption]: Just starting and already this ferocious!
Megan is looking at him and laughing
Baron, laughing and going closer to Megan: Ok, we get it!
Baron, excitedly, laughing: Ok!
Megan is laughing with him.
Director: And then you...
Baron: Get straight to the point...

Baron [Black and Yellow captions]: The 'getting straight to the point' method
Baron points straight ahead and makes an Ok sign with his fingers to the camera.

Director, talking to Megan: I feel that it'll be more aesthetically pleasing.
Then they start talking over each other a bit
Megan: But, this in a moment...
Baron: When the moment comes...
Director: Because you two...
Baron overly excited to the camera, raising a hand: Admire!
Baron: Director, you're really a man
The Director is grinning, but taps him on the arm to be quiet
---Hahaha, like I know you're excited, but can you shut up a minute?! :D---
Director, holding Megan by the shoulders: You two have too much of this type of thing
Baron: I understand
Director: Too much of it
Baron [Aqua and yellow caption]: That's not (because of) me!!
[Red caption: Domineering]

Baron: It's not me!
Director: Ah, ok. Come.
Megan and Baron come forward towards each other for the scene.
Megan laughs
Baron, domineering tone: I get it!
Megan: So there'll be two takes?
Baron: No, no...
Baron: I'll directly....directly...
He pulls Megan in, by the waist, towards his body with his arm.
Baron to Megan, in a domineering tone: You'll just come over, la

Director: Right, right, right...
Baron leans over a little and pretends to kiss Megan
Baron: Mwah

[Blue caption with lips: Mwah, kissing sound]
Director, standing behind, visualizing with his hand: And then the both of you pull away lightly, looking at each other
Baron with a slight grin, says in English [Blue caption with hearts]: I love you
Megan can't help but smile at him.
---It's very, very cute---

Director: And then...
Baron puts an arm to Megan's neck to show that he'll pull her in for a longer kiss.
Director: Correct!

-Cuts to Megan talking to the Director:
Megan: I feel like I need to lose something...
Director: What are you going to lose?
Director: A glass slipper?
Baron, pointing and guessing: The clip? Is it because of the clip?
Megan: No!
Baron: Or is it the jade ornament? Or something like that?

---I'm guessing he means the one that Zifeng's dad has---
Megan, laughing: No!
Baron, with a laugh: I have them all on me!
He reaches into his pocket with a laugh, making Megan laugh

-Cuts to Baron still guessing what Megan feels like she should lose-
Baron: A shoe? You lose a shoe
Baron: I can pick it up
He pretends to pick up an invisible shoe and sniff it, enticed by the smell
---Hahaha, such a troll!---
Baron, in a troll voice [Red and aqua and yellow caption]: After sniffing...

Megan: Is it Pi Yanuo's?
Baron [Aqua and red caption]:...Will decide whether or not I love her...

Director: What do you want to lose?!
Director: There's nothing to lose
Megan: Ok, Ok
Director: Right. How would you use the components on your body?
Baron: What do you want to lose?
Director [Aqua, pink and white caption]: (An) All new bra?

Megan bursts out laughing and doubles up
[Yellow captions: Hahahahaha]

-Cuts to Megan pretending to run away-
Megan laughs.
Director: Ai you. My God.
Baron talking to Megan: Don't be this way, ok?
Baron [Aqua and pink caption]: I'll become shy.

[Rainbow captions: ???]
He means that she shouldn't run away from him.
Baron: Act a bit more natural...or else I'll become shy
Megan, sounding amused: I am being very natural!
---Haha, Sorry Baron, I have to say she is....So you're the nervous one, eh?--- Baron is patting his chest, towards where his heart is, kinda bobbing around.
Megan, sounding incredulous [Aqua, yellow and rainbow captions]: You get shy???

Megan hits him on the arm, laughing: You don't get shy!
Baron: Is there some alcohol around here?
Megan sounding highly amused [Aqua and pink captions]: You're Baron Chen, you get nervous?!

[Red captions: I won't believe it]
Baron: No! With those, I was acting...
Baron, rambling on and laughing [Aqua and pink captions]: I haven't have that much dating experience...
Megan laughs, incredulously [Aqua and yellow captions]: What?! Heyyy!!!
[Red caption: Say it a bit louder, I didn't hear it]
Baron is walking away grinning.
----Hahaha, lies, lies...Megan is so highly amused by everything he's saying---

-Cuts to a close up of Megan, as Yanuo, and Baron, as Zifeng, kissing-

Megan, as Yanuo, breaks away from the kiss, lightly pushing Baron, as Zifeng away and looks shocked and confused.

-Cuts to Baron and Megan standing around, Baron talking to the camera-
Baron: I feel that the feeling just then was...
Baron, laughs: A type of...
Baron: That is...She's like...
Baron: She feels like...
Baron [Aqua and red captions]: After kissing will get pregnant

Megan bursts out laughing behind him
Baron: And then broke away (from me)...

-Cuts to Baron talking again-
Baron: No...That type of...
Baron, making a self-conscious Megan voice: I can't....! This way, I'll get pregnant...
Megan is next to him laughing hard.
Baron, laughs: And then walks away...(this kind of) feeling...
---Hahaha, another pregnancy joke. I swear, these two...---

-Cuts to Megan muttering to Baron under the pumpkin-
Megan, in a pretend sad voice: You caused me to feel a bit dismayed
Megan: Was it me that didn't do it well?
Baron: No, no...not at all
Baron: It was very good
---Baron, did you just admit the kissing was very good?!---
Baron [Aqua caption with lips]: Soft pair of lips
Megan, still pretending to be sad: Did I not do it well?

[Pink and yellow caption pointing to Megan: Really cares]
Baron [Pink caption with cupid pig]: Pink and tender...???---I'm not sure what he means by the pig? If anyone wants to help, be my guest :D---

-Cuts to Megan as Yanuo and Baron as Zifeng standing under the pumpkin carriage-
It's glowing beautifully and they look like they're about to go into the kiss scene when...The lights go out completely
[Black and Yellow caption: ??]
Suddenly the lights for the pumpkin carriage come back on and they're flashing on and off. Megan and Baron both haven't moved from their positions
[Pink and yellow caption from Megan: This...is this a surprise??]
[Aqua captions from Baron: ...Whaaat is this?]
The flashing continues

[Yellow and aqua captions: Restrain...restrain...restrain...restrain...restrain...restrain...restrain...]
[Aqua and pink captions from Megan: Zifeng, why is your face twitching??]
[Yellow and aqua captions: Restrain...restrain...restrain...restrain...restrain...restrain...restrain...]
Then the lights starts flashing on and off quickly accompanied by some rad dance music.
Baron leans forward...and then collapses on Megan's shoulder, laughing
[Red caption: Collapses!]

Baron can't stop laughing and puts his hand to his face
[Yellow, green and red caption: Howls!! How are we suppose to kiss like this?!]
Megan is laughing too at the bad timing

Baron to Megan, putting a hand on her shoulder and joking: There's no feeling (romantic atmosphere)...with this music
---It's like hyperactive electronic Christmas Carols---
Megan starts jumping up and down dancing
The Director rushes over laughing
Director [Yellow and white caption]: Idiots!
Director: And this time (that angle) looking up at the both of you was so pretty too.
Baron grabs Megan's arm
Baron [Green caption]: We're so stupid, aren't we? XD

Megan: No...Director, we really didn't know this was going to happen
Baron: Director, I really feel we are very stupid
Baron, starts laughing: We really didn't know this was going to happen
Baron is still laughing
Baron: What a pity
Director: Actually this time, (we) dodged (it)
Director, waving it off: It doesn't matter...what's past is past...

-Cuts to Megan and Baron waiting for the lights and music to stop flashing and booming, the director gone-
Baron [Green, yellow and red caption]: We really are very stupid, aren't we?

Megan says with a grin: We're both now feeling very dismayed
[Aqua and yellow caption: A dismayed pair of people]
Megan: Because the Director said us two were very stupid
Baron, hand out: I'm afraid afterwards when I kiss..
Baron: Wait a moment...really is...just...
Baron, laughing [Yellow caption]: Completely without feeling
Megan bursts out laughing
Baron: You know?
---Hahaha, I have to agree. That music is a mood-killer!---
Megan pretending to reach out to hold someone: Because...when you kiss, you'll feel...
She looks up at the crazy pumpkin carriage with its flashing lights.
Baron, with a laugh: I'll keep thinking of this accompanying music
Megan laughs

-Cuts to Baron talking to Megan-
Baron joking: Eh, this type (of music) is the same as that type (of romantic music). If you want to kiss, just...
He steps closer to Megan, but the place starts blaring out "We wish you a Merry Christmas"
Megan, looking up at the speakers for the loud music: What (are you even saying)?!
Baron, still kidding, reaches for Megan's shoulders, half grabbing, half pretending to pat her.

Baron, joking like he's still eager to kiss: Doesn't matter. Relax, come on...
He's going to pull her closer, but the music is still blaring and even he looks like...what is this!?

Megan laughing: I just don't want this type of music!
Megan still laughing [Aqua and yellow caption]: With this type of music, could you really go through with it?!

Baron has a look that agrees and folds his arms waiting for the music to pass.
[Aqua and yellow caption: It's because bro can't go through with it that it turns into a blooper/laughing scene]

-Cuts to Baron and Megan finally getting the hot confession pull-and-kiss scene going-

Baron, as Zifeng, pulls Megan, as Yanuo, from the waist so that she's really close to him. Her body-up-against his body with his arm holding her waist firmly as he kisses her lips.

-Cuts to a replay of this scene-

They replay this scene from a slightly closer angle, where Baron, as Zifeng, also puts his other arm around Megan, Yanuo's body. 

His arm brushes up against her coat and goes to encircle her in a firm grip. 

-Cuts to a close up of Megan and Baron's faces as they kiss-
Megan, Yanuo's lips, are pressed urgently and firmly against Baron's, Zifeng's.

-Cuts to a replay of this scene-
They replay this scene from a slightly lower angle, capturing the moment when, Baron, Zifeng, puts his other arm around Megan, as Yanuo.

He holds her firmly in a hug as he continues to move her into a deep kiss.

-Cuts to Megan talking to Baron after the kiss shoot-
Megan to Baron [Pink and white caption]: Is this way good (for you)?
---Hahaha, I love that Megan is still after his approval---
Baron's grinning but not replying

[Red caption: What are you confirming??]
Director: We'll pack up first from the outside.

3. Filming when Yanuo accepts Zifeng's confession
Megan, as Yanuo leans in, onto Baron, Zifeng's shoulder, and hugs him.
Director: After you hug...correct!
Megan: Is it like this?
Megan: Like a teenage girl's hug?
Baron [Yellow caption, aqua caption]: Yes, it's just like this....just like this...
Megan, leaning back on his shoulder: Just like this

-Cuts to Megan lifting her head from leaning on his shoulder-
Megan to Baron in a cute voice [White and pink captions]: Is this Ok? Boss?
Megan teasing with a grin and looking at him [Pink caption]: Is this way Ok??
Director, pushing Megan back towards Baron: And then afterwards...Baron, when you hold onto her...

-Cuts to Megan and Baron doing the confession hug-
Director: I see...
Baron hugs Megan patting her back: Go to sleep, go to sleep, sleep...

Director: Ok. Come
Megan in a cutesy voice to Baron [Pink and red caption]: Excuse me, I'd like to ask is there any place I need to improve on?
Baron who is reading his script lowers it with a fake look of annoyance, though he looks like he'll also laugh
Megan is laughing from purposely annoying Baron

Baron jokingly annoyed [Aqua and white caption]: Actually thinking about getting points
---The aqua and white caption looks more like it's says 'Actually thinking a little bit about breaking up' ...but Baron goes on to talk about Megan's competitiveness and her desire to get points...so I'm going to go with my translation above 'Actually thinking about getting points'...though either makes sense in the context of the joke he's making I guess---
Baron laughs and Megan sniggers
Baron, laughs: She really has a lot to say!
---Actually this is a line sort of used in Episode 14 for Zifeng when Yanuo keeps asking if he's been to the romantic location with anyone before. Sometimes I feel like the scriptwriters just steal from the Behind the Scenes videos. That or the Director gives them a lot of free reign...---
Baron, joking with a laugh: From the start, it was still ok...
Megan laughs upon hearing what Baron is saying about her.

Megan acts cheeky and makes a face, shaking her head
Baron: Don't, every time, after every matter, (ask me to...)
Baron, laughing and making a paper shape with his hands: (Assess a) Feedback sheet!

Baron, laughing: Ok? Having to mark a customer feedback sheet all the time is tiring!

Megan laughs: Can't I?
Megan: Always have to...
Megan grins at the camera [Pink caption]: My ego needs a self-review for a bit
Megan laughs while Baron, who is supposedly reading his script, has a faint smile.

End of Translations. Short and Sweet and flirty.