Note: Not Safe for Work or School or Public Places. I've included all swearing language as is without stars or euphemisms. So only read on if you're not going to get offended. Also very screenshot-heavy. Sorry, but it was hard to pick just a few nice pictures when there were so many moments...
1. Filming the "Does this count as getting a room?" kiss
Commentator: On Sunday night’s idol drama, Bromance, the Du-Pi couple, after being poured on by a heavy shower of rain at a big field, arrive at a big hotel room with their whole bodies wet. Yes, (they) only wanted to dry each other at first. Yes, (they) just accidentally rubbed (the other)…
Commentator: And then, one rubbed until they shot themselves accidentally with a gun as the night continued to develop ---This is a Chinese idiom that means created a spark leading to a big incident. In this case, an intense hotel room make out session---
Commentator: We believe that Bromance fans definitely felt their whole body heating up while (they were) watching this scene.
Baron, as Zifeng: The two of us, acting this way, does this count as...
Baron, as Zifeng, pulls Megan, as Yanuo, by the waist towards him so that she's held pressed against his body.
Baron, as Zifeng, in a husky voice: ...Getting a room?
Megan, as Yanuo, smiles shyly and looks into Zifeng's face.
Baron, as Zifeng, starts kissing Megan, as Yanuo.
It's a couple of shorter, sweeter kisses...
She reaches out to put her arm around his neck, but knocks the cup out of his hand.
Megan, as Yanuo: Oh! It's wet!
Baron, as Zifeng, makes a disappointed face.
[White and red thinking bubble coming from Baron: Has had his spirits dampened a bit]
The both crouch down to the floor where Yanuo is meant to wipe the water
Director: Ok...Cut...Come...
Baron, joking: I caught her with Zhe Rui Ge
Megan is laughing. Baron points to Megan, and uses her shoulder to help himself stand up and sit on the bed.
Baron, still joking: Caught her with Zhe Rui Ge going to that...
He sits on the bed cross armed glaring down at Megan
Director: That feeling is like...
-Cuts to Megan and Baron preparing to shoot the scene again-
Director to Baron: You look like you've had your spirits dampened
Baron: Don't you want me to be that way?
Director: No, la!
Director: After you see (her)...
Director: (You should) feel that she's very shy
Baron, gets it and laughs: Ok, ok...
Director: You can't be that way
Baron turns to the camera and says: The Director is helping me to check on something. (I had a) Close call.
-Cuts to Baron and Megan kissing as their characters again-
Their lips are firmly pressed onto each other's and they're kissing away, when Megan, as Yanuo, moves her hand from resting against his chest to running her fingers through his hair. She knocks the cup and they both pull away. Megan, as Yanuo, immediately crouches down to clean up.
Megan, as Yanuo: It's wet!
Baron, as Zifeng, looks a little amused before he couches down to her level.
Crew member: Cut!
Megan, says with a grin [Blue caption with little floaty girl]: It's wet!
Megan laughs into her towel and doubles up.
Reporter: I just thought you said "It's died!"
---In Chinese, the words don't sound too different, so if you say "It's wet" too fast, it could sound like "It's died."---
Baron: I originally thought...
Crew member in the background: Turn it around...
Director in the background: I don't dare to...good...
Baron, in a singsong, girly voice voice: Wetttt...ah, it's wet!
Reporter: Where is it wet?
----Ah...is it just me, or is this all sounding incredibly dirty?! I'm not even doing anything here. I'm just translating, as is!---
Baron, pointing and talking to the camera: This is Megan Lai's area of expertise/ awesomeness...
Reporter: What/ How so?
Baron: That is, speaking these kind of words, (she's) always never clear...
Baron: It's not even a bit...you know...
Baron, struggling to express this: That is a bit...a bit...do you know?
Megan is laughing and covering her mouth, struggling not to.
Baron: (She) Doesn't even (have) a bit of composition
Baron turns to Megan, who is still laughing: Say it once for me to hear
----Haha, Baron, always so domineering. Especially when it comes to getting Megan to say dirty lines. Say it for him to hear, eh?---
Megan laughing and removing her hand to talk: I don't want to...
Megan with a bit of a grin: I still don't know (how to do it), is that ok?
Baron grinning and going into his usual mode of making her say what he wants.
Baron: No, you just say it first, ok?
-Cuts to the Baron asking Megan to say the line again-
Commentator: On Sunday night’s idol drama, Bromance, the Du-Pi couple, after being poured on by a heavy shower of rain at a big field, arrive at a big hotel room with their whole bodies wet. Yes, (they) only wanted to dry each other at first. Yes, (they) just accidentally rubbed (the other)…
Commentator: And then, one rubbed until they shot themselves accidentally with a gun as the night continued to develop ---This is a Chinese idiom that means created a spark leading to a big incident. In this case, an intense hotel room make out session---
Commentator: We believe that Bromance fans definitely felt their whole body heating up while (they were) watching this scene.
Baron, as Zifeng: The two of us, acting this way, does this count as...
Baron, as Zifeng, pulls Megan, as Yanuo, by the waist towards him so that she's held pressed against his body.
Baron, as Zifeng, in a husky voice: ...Getting a room?
Megan, as Yanuo, smiles shyly and looks into Zifeng's face.
Baron, as Zifeng, starts kissing Megan, as Yanuo.
It's a couple of shorter, sweeter kisses...
And Megan, as Yanuo is kissing back just as much as he is...
And then it's getting more intense...
She reaches out to put her arm around his neck, but knocks the cup out of his hand.
Megan, as Yanuo: Oh! It's wet!
Baron, as Zifeng, makes a disappointed face.
[White and red thinking bubble coming from Baron: Has had his spirits dampened a bit]
The both crouch down to the floor where Yanuo is meant to wipe the water
Director: Ok...Cut...Come...
Baron, joking: I caught her with Zhe Rui Ge
Megan is laughing. Baron points to Megan, and uses her shoulder to help himself stand up and sit on the bed.
Baron, still joking: Caught her with Zhe Rui Ge going to that...
He sits on the bed cross armed glaring down at Megan
Director: That feeling is like...
-Cuts to Megan and Baron preparing to shoot the scene again-
Director to Baron: You look like you've had your spirits dampened
Baron: Don't you want me to be that way?
Director: No, la!
Director: After you see (her)...
Director: (You should) feel that she's very shy
Baron, gets it and laughs: Ok, ok...
Director: You can't be that way
Baron turns to the camera and says: The Director is helping me to check on something. (I had a) Close call.
-Cuts to Baron and Megan kissing as their characters again-
Their lips are firmly pressed onto each other's and they're kissing away, when Megan, as Yanuo, moves her hand from resting against his chest to running her fingers through his hair. She knocks the cup and they both pull away. Megan, as Yanuo, immediately crouches down to clean up.
Megan, as Yanuo: It's wet!
Baron, as Zifeng, looks a little amused before he couches down to her level.
Crew member: Cut!
Megan, says with a grin [Blue caption with little floaty girl]: It's wet!
Megan laughs into her towel and doubles up.
Reporter: I just thought you said "It's died!"
---In Chinese, the words don't sound too different, so if you say "It's wet" too fast, it could sound like "It's died."---
Baron: I originally thought...
Crew member in the background: Turn it around...
Director in the background: I don't dare to...good...
Baron, in a singsong, girly voice voice: Wetttt...ah, it's wet!
Reporter: Where is it wet?
----Ah...is it just me, or is this all sounding incredibly dirty?! I'm not even doing anything here. I'm just translating, as is!---
Baron, pointing and talking to the camera: This is Megan Lai's area of expertise/ awesomeness...
Reporter: What/ How so?
Baron: That is, speaking these kind of words, (she's) always never clear...
Baron: It's not even a bit...you know...
Baron, struggling to express this: That is a bit...a bit...do you know?
Megan is laughing and covering her mouth, struggling not to.
Baron: (She) Doesn't even (have) a bit of composition
Baron turns to Megan, who is still laughing: Say it once for me to hear
----Haha, Baron, always so domineering. Especially when it comes to getting Megan to say dirty lines. Say it for him to hear, eh?---
Megan laughing and removing her hand to talk: I don't want to...
Megan with a bit of a grin: I still don't know (how to do it), is that ok?
Baron grinning and going into his usual mode of making her say what he wants.
Baron: No, you just say it first, ok?
-Cuts to the Baron asking Megan to say the line again-
Megan: Which line?
Baron, in a light voice: Oh! It's wet...(say it) like this
Megan who is pro at picking up dirty connotations can't help but bury her face in her towel laughing. The reporter also laughs.
Baron: My apologies, more like this
Baron, in a low voice: Oh, it's wet
Megan, in a lower voice looking down and trying not to laugh: Oh, it's wet
Baron seeing that someone wants her attention, grabs her arm and points her to them.
Crew member: Megan, don't move. Stand here, don't move.
Megan repeats under the breath, smiling sheepishly: Oh, it's wet
Baron has a grin on his face and has to duck away to stop himself from laughing.
---Oh Baron. You dirty thing. I love it----
-Cuts to another take of the scene-
Baron, as Zifeng: Tell me, the two of us, acting this way, does this count as...
This time the camera angle is from the back and you can see Baron, as Zifeng, visibly pull Megan, as Yanuo, up against his body. He's holding her firmly and gently rubbing the small of her back.
---Some days I feel like my writing style is getting progressively worse and worse. Like I'm ripping off a Mills and Boon novel -______-;; I'm actually a good person. Just being mentally corrupted by Baron and Megan and their acting and non-acting T^T----
He looks into her face with a suggestive smile, making Megan, as Yanuo, laugh shyly.
After a moment of gazing at each other, he starts to kiss her, rubbing her back as he does so.
She kisses him back and then they proceed like this for a moment moments...
And as it gets more intense, puts her arms around him...
Knocking the cup he's holding.
Megan, as Yanuo, nervous, crouches to the ground: Oh! It's wet! It's gotten wet!
Baron, as Zifeng looks a little amused.
Megan, as Yanuo, nervous: How could this happen?
He crouches down next to her.
Crew member: Cut!
----It's a bit of an early cut, so it's probably got to be re-shot again.---
Megan is grinning as Baron starts pouting.
Baron pouts as he lounges on the bed: (They) Must definitely feel it's not good enough (to cut it so early)...
Megan laughs. They zoom in on Baron's giant pout and the reporter laughs.
Baron: Nothing, nothing...
Crew member: Quite natural...
Director comes up to them: What's wrong?
Baron: Nothing...
Director: Not good?
Baron, laughs: It's nothing, it's nothing...
Commentator: Actually, bro, you really are courteous, la! Doesn't matter if it's a light kiss or a deep kiss, to the Du-Pi pairing who already have an extremely good chemistry, from early on, it's already a piece of cake, the same as acting natural. Only when they get to this intense floor action (scene) does it seems that it's not as easy as what the narrator Chu Chu (Baron) says.
2. Filming the Deep Kiss that occurs after he kisses her all over her face and they start making out passionately and it gets to the point that he has to pin her to the floor
Baron and Megan are kissing slowly, with that slow burn intensity that is building up the longer they continue kissing each other.
When they move from kissing on the lips to kissing each other full on the mouth, Megan, as Yanuo, moves her hand up to his neck and runs her hand through his hair, before letting it linger on his jaw. In this take, it seems Megan, as Yanuo, is doing most of the work, kissing him this way and that, and pulling him by the neck towards her. Not that Baron, as Zifeng is any much better.
When she pulls, slightly, he yields quite a bit, leaning in towards her, until he finally puts his arms around her body and they fall to the floor.
He's quite careful not to fall too close to her, though the top half of their bodies are entangled. Suddenly, there is a sniffy, inhaling sound coming from Baron, who is still on top of Megan, kissing her...
[Red caption pointing to Baron: What are you sniffing, la?]
Megan starts laughing on the floor as Baron pulls away from her.
Megan to the director, laughing: Is this it... like this, boss?
Baron laughs.
Director, innocently: It looks very good
The camera move to show the Director.
Director: But the only thing I can adjust is...
Director: That you kiss every point a little more deeply...slowly...
Megan can't help herself from smiling as he says this
Director: Ok, come
Megan, who has been listening to the feedback, is grinning and holding out her hand in a I-told-you-so manner.
-Cuts to Baron looking at Megan, both sitting on the floor-
Baron starts singing [Blue lyrics]: I just discovered, I have to give a feeling (Gei Yu) to attract...
Megan makes an exasperated groan. The reporter laughs.
Megan, who is probably thinking not again: Ahhh! You really… !
Megan, laughing: ...Ruining my spirit...
Crew member: From the first one, kissing the cheeks
Baron, still not done with singing [Blue caption]: I don't want to be on the bottom every time...
He's sitting up waving his hand casually and looking into the camera.
-Cuts to the reporter talking to Baron-
Reporter: Baron Chen, when did you discover that you had the quick-witted abilities as the King of song-composing like this?
This makes Baron break out into a grin
Reporter: (You have) Special qualities
Baron, jokingly frowning: Aren't lyrics like this?
Baron: I'm just going according to the lyrics I remember and singing it out loud
---Hahaha, And you remember telling girls before that you don't like being on the bottom, right?---
-Baron talking somewhat enthusiatically to Megan-
Baron: The two of us have to attack each other
Megan starts laughing.
Her make-up artist is doing some touch ups.
Baron: Should start (now)...
He sits on the bed, pretending to be impatient.
Baron, loudly: Ok, now! ...Like this, this type of feeling
Megan laughs
Baron: ...(We have to be) Making that type of a gaze...make this kind of..
Director: Pay attention. Do. Not. Rush.
---Ah Director Chen. Thanks for creating that slow burn intensity. And for making Baron and Megan go at the slowest pace in drama history. It is the best kind of torture I've seen---
-Cuts to Baron and Megan filming the scene as their characters-
Because of the bright lights and the good camera used for filming, and that fact that Baron and Megan, as their characters, have their desperately-holding-back expressions...the scene is beautifully set and the sexual tension is so damn think you could slice it with a knife.
Director: Start
Baron, as Zifeng, slowly puts the cup and towel onto the bed and turns around slowly to look, at Megan, or Yanuo. She's nervously avoiding his gaze and staring blankly into space. He closes the gap by leaning forward and slowly kissing her cheek. He pulls back to look into her face and she slowly looks up into his eyes. Satisfied that he has her attention at last, Baron, as Zifeng, slowly proceeds to kiss her forehead, before pulling back, once again to look at her.
And then she opens them and her gaze is firmly on his...
Before he goes to kiss her other eye lid.
Megan, as Yanuo, tilts her head back a little, in pleasure, and Baron, as Zifeng, moves to kiss her nose...
Before nuzzling her slowly and gently from her nose and cheek...
Down to her jawline where he plants another kiss.
---I really do feel like I'm writing a bad romance novel. Oh. So bad.---
Baron, Zifeng, kisses her bottom lip and she kisses him back. He moves upwards, kissing Megan, Yanuo's, bottom lip and then mouth
And then kisses her continuously on her upper lip, the way she prefers ---The way Megan prefers--- They continue on, first just lingering on each other's lips gently...
Then continuously and more hungrily, pulling on each other's lips a bit.
As it gets more heated, Megan, as Yanuo, reaches out to put her arm around his neck...
But Baron, as Zifeng, pulls her away so that he can look at her. A hungry look that seems to say, "You know what I want to do to you, right?"
She looks dazed confused about why they've stopped when it was going so good a moment ago.
And then he lunges forward, grabbing her body, both of them kissing more intensely and falling to the ground.
Baron and Megan fall to the ground side-on and Baron starts making a silly suffocating noise and pretending to wither.
Megan, laughing at how weird he is: What is it?!
Reporter and the Director are laughing as Baron has collapsed on the floor.
Director: We have it (the scene). It's very beautiful.
Director: We have it. It's got feeling.
Baron is laying on the floor grinning.
He makes cross eyes and then grins.
Director: Yes. This time (we've) succeeded.
Reporter: Terrible?
Baron sits up where Megan and the Director are debriefing.
Director: It was very beautiful
Director, pointing to the others in the room: You ask them
Megan and Baron both turn to look at who the Director is pointing to
Commentator: Every time (we) film this type of drama sequence, (we) are extremely impressed with the actors' (abilities to) throw themselves into the scene and to be professional.
Commentator: Especially when the director yells cut, there will be just that little bit of ground zero...those couple of seconds of peace at the scene.
Commentator: It's a good thing that sweet guy, Chu Chu (Baron), is at the scene...
Commentator: And can immediately dissolve this atmosphere (by creating) a slightly embarrassing, pink and bubbly ambiance.
3. Taking a break from filming and learning Chinese characters with Baron
All throughout the commentary he's been touching Megan and moving her limbs about while she's been laying on the ground and resting in between takes. He flips her arm from where it's been resting on her body, so that it's now resting on the ground.
Baron: (It's a) Chinese word
Reporter: What is the Chinese word? 'Big'?
Reporter laughs: 'Big'
Baron shifts Megan's leg a little further apart, so that her body is spelling the Chinese character for 'Big'. Megan is laying on the ground grinning while Baron is sitting crossed leg next to her.
Reporter, laughing: Why do you want a female star to do this kind of thing?
Megan is still resting peacefully, not fussed that Baron is just fooling around, and she hasn't changed positions since he shifted her either.
Baron, laughing: I don't know
Baron: You must first (put on) matching music
Reporter: What is it (this matching music)?
Baron starts making a tune, which is the traditional Chinese music that comes on for those old Chinese cultural shows where they have an old man introducing some aspect of Traditional Chinese cultute. In the video they put the actual music over his tune.
Baron starts talking in the serious tones they use on those shows: Hello to all our audience
Baron: Today the word we want to introduce is...'Big.'
Baron's face breaks out into a grin at his own tone of voice and joke. Megan, while not making a sound, is laying there with a grin on her face from listening to him too. A Chinese character grid with the calligraphy writing of the word 'Big' appears on the left side of the screen.
Baron, continues on in the same tone: 'Big'...Can be used in our daily lives.
---Warning: This is about to go into crude territory. So if you don't like crude humour, stop here---
Baron: For example, Shit ---In Chinese the word for shit is made of two characters which are 'Big' and 'Defecate.' Haha....'Big Defecation'----
Megan laughs out loud a little
Baron, still in serious tone: Big Bird/ Dick
----Big Bird is a euphemism for the word Dick in many Asian languages, including Chinese---
He laughs...
And then turns back to look at Megan, who is just grinning and laying down and the scene cuts into the next one...---Did he want to look at her reaction to his words?! What was that even? Hahahaha----
-Cuts to the reporters talking to Baron as he's crossed legged again-
Reporter: What if you opened up and become the word 'Big' (yourself on the ground)?
---Haha, it's a question that could lead to a dirty joke---
Baron: I will (be)...Let me see...
Baron: I am wood. Thank you.
---For those who don't get the dirty joke...The Chinese characters for 'Big' and 'Wood' are very similar, with wood having one more stroke running down the middle of the word. So it looks like the word for 'Wood' is 'Big' with an erect male body part *ahem, ahem*.... Haha, isn't it funny that it's also called 'Having a woody' in English? I guess people have similar understandings about things all over the world. Anyway, by saying he is wood, Baron's saying that he's the male, all right...---
Baron is sitting there grinning, non-fussed into the camera, while the screen freezes.
[Red caption with a horrified Sanlih channel mascot bear: Really dares to say it!]
Commentator: Ok. Resting time is over.
Commentator: We will keep walking until we reach, the sequence that the people are most anticipating, the halfway-through-pinning-on-the-floor-and-then-urgently-stomping-on-the-break sequence.
Commentator: These comings and goings are really, repeatedly, that of a master and his miss.
4. Filming the Pinning on the Floor Make Out Scene
Baron's sitting up talking to someone, Megan's laying down.
Baron: Megan's in charge of the intensity...I'm in charge of changing positions
Baron: Ok
-Cuts to Baron and Megan preparing to shoot the pinning-on-the-floor kiss as their characters-
Baron and Megan are sitting, Baron with an arm around Megan, so that he'll be able to lower her onto the ground as they act out the scene.
Director: Ok, come, prepare.
At this point Megan and Baron already start kissing as their characters.
Director: 5,4,3,2...
They're already kissing a fair bit before they fall backwards onto the ground. Baron, as Zifeng, puts a leg over Megan, Yanuo's, body and climbs over her. As he does so, he pins one arm to the ground
-Cuts to the front view of the scene-
It's looking a bit like they're very careful not to get too close to each other, although they're kissing intensely with Megan, as Yanuo, putting her arm around Baron, Zifeng's, neck pulling him closer towards her.
Baron, as Zifeng, has his arm curls around head and shoulders, holding her closer towards him.
He has his arm on Megan's, Yanuo's, leg, sort of lingering around her thigh and slowly drifting upwards towards her waist until she stops him.
They freeze for a moment before Baron, as Zifeng, slowly lifts his head from hers to look at her face.
Megan, as Yanuo, looks guilty: I'm sorry. I'm just not ready yet.
Baron, as Zifeng: Doesn't matter. It was me that was being too impulsive.
Baron rolls over Megan and sits next to the bed ready for their awkward post-making out scene.
Director: Just give me another chance to say, really, the hand is not up to...
Baron: Not high enough?
Director: Where that warning line is...
Megan: The waist?
Director: No, at the very least it has to already be up to here
Director: Do you get my meaning? Pressing onto (the leg and waist)
---Oh Baron. You dirty thing. I love it----
-Cuts to another take of the scene-
Baron, as Zifeng: Tell me, the two of us, acting this way, does this count as...
This time the camera angle is from the back and you can see Baron, as Zifeng, visibly pull Megan, as Yanuo, up against his body. He's holding her firmly and gently rubbing the small of her back.
---Some days I feel like my writing style is getting progressively worse and worse. Like I'm ripping off a Mills and Boon novel -______-;; I'm actually a good person. Just being mentally corrupted by Baron and Megan and their acting and non-acting T^T----
He looks into her face with a suggestive smile, making Megan, as Yanuo, laugh shyly.
After a moment of gazing at each other, he starts to kiss her, rubbing her back as he does so.
She kisses him back and then they proceed like this for a moment moments...
---Haha, not sure if this is Baron or Zifeng who is enjoying the make-out sess---
And as it gets more intense, puts her arms around him...
Knocking the cup he's holding.
Megan, as Yanuo, nervous, crouches to the ground: Oh! It's wet! It's gotten wet!
Baron, as Zifeng looks a little amused.
Megan, as Yanuo, nervous: How could this happen?
He crouches down next to her.
Crew member: Cut!
----It's a bit of an early cut, so it's probably got to be re-shot again.---
Megan is grinning as Baron starts pouting.
Baron pouts as he lounges on the bed: (They) Must definitely feel it's not good enough (to cut it so early)...
Megan laughs. They zoom in on Baron's giant pout and the reporter laughs.
Baron: Nothing, nothing...
Crew member: Quite natural...
Director comes up to them: What's wrong?
Baron: Nothing...
Director: Not good?
Baron, laughs: It's nothing, it's nothing...
Commentator: Actually, bro, you really are courteous, la! Doesn't matter if it's a light kiss or a deep kiss, to the Du-Pi pairing who already have an extremely good chemistry, from early on, it's already a piece of cake, the same as acting natural. Only when they get to this intense floor action (scene) does it seems that it's not as easy as what the narrator Chu Chu (Baron) says.
2. Filming the Deep Kiss that occurs after he kisses her all over her face and they start making out passionately and it gets to the point that he has to pin her to the floor
Baron and Megan are kissing slowly, with that slow burn intensity that is building up the longer they continue kissing each other.
When they move from kissing on the lips to kissing each other full on the mouth, Megan, as Yanuo, moves her hand up to his neck and runs her hand through his hair, before letting it linger on his jaw. In this take, it seems Megan, as Yanuo, is doing most of the work, kissing him this way and that, and pulling him by the neck towards her. Not that Baron, as Zifeng is any much better.
When she pulls, slightly, he yields quite a bit, leaning in towards her, until he finally puts his arms around her body and they fall to the floor.
He's quite careful not to fall too close to her, though the top half of their bodies are entangled. Suddenly, there is a sniffy, inhaling sound coming from Baron, who is still on top of Megan, kissing her...
[Red caption pointing to Baron: What are you sniffing, la?]
Megan starts laughing on the floor as Baron pulls away from her.
Megan to the director, laughing: Is this it... like this, boss?
Baron laughs.
Director, innocently: It looks very good
The camera move to show the Director.
Director: But the only thing I can adjust is...
Director: That you kiss every point a little more deeply...slowly...
Megan can't help herself from smiling as he says this
Director: Ok, come
Megan, who has been listening to the feedback, is grinning and holding out her hand in a I-told-you-so manner.
-Cuts to Baron looking at Megan, both sitting on the floor-
Baron starts singing [Blue lyrics]: I just discovered, I have to give a feeling (Gei Yu) to attract...
Megan makes an exasperated groan. The reporter laughs.
Megan, who is probably thinking not again: Ahhh! You really… !
Megan, laughing: ...Ruining my spirit...
Crew member: From the first one, kissing the cheeks
Baron, still not done with singing [Blue caption]: I don't want to be on the bottom every time...
He's sitting up waving his hand casually and looking into the camera.
----Hahahahaha! You have no idea how much I laughed seeing these lyrics, which weren't in the Men's Talk version of this Behind the Scenes video. I like Show Biz. They're not afraid to give us the dirty version of things, are they?----
Reporter: Baron Chen, when did you discover that you had the quick-witted abilities as the King of song-composing like this?
This makes Baron break out into a grin
Reporter: (You have) Special qualities
Baron, jokingly frowning: Aren't lyrics like this?
Baron: I'm just going according to the lyrics I remember and singing it out loud
---Hahaha, And you remember telling girls before that you don't like being on the bottom, right?---
-Baron talking somewhat enthusiatically to Megan-
Baron: The two of us have to attack each other
Megan starts laughing.
Her make-up artist is doing some touch ups.
Baron: Should start (now)...
He sits on the bed, pretending to be impatient.
Baron, loudly: Ok, now! ...Like this, this type of feeling
Megan laughs
Baron: ...(We have to be) Making that type of a gaze...make this kind of..
Director: Pay attention. Do. Not. Rush.
---Ah Director Chen. Thanks for creating that slow burn intensity. And for making Baron and Megan go at the slowest pace in drama history. It is the best kind of torture I've seen---
-Cuts to Baron and Megan filming the scene as their characters-
Because of the bright lights and the good camera used for filming, and that fact that Baron and Megan, as their characters, have their desperately-holding-back expressions...the scene is beautifully set and the sexual tension is so damn think you could slice it with a knife.
Director: Start
Baron, as Zifeng, slowly puts the cup and towel onto the bed and turns around slowly to look, at Megan, or Yanuo. She's nervously avoiding his gaze and staring blankly into space. He closes the gap by leaning forward and slowly kissing her cheek. He pulls back to look into her face and she slowly looks up into his eyes. Satisfied that he has her attention at last, Baron, as Zifeng, slowly proceeds to kiss her forehead, before pulling back, once again to look at her.
Megan, as Yanuo tingles a little under his lips, and looks back at him, as he smiles with a bit of self-satisfied smirk that she's now really paying attention. She closes her eyes, as he leans forward to kiss one eye lid...
And then she opens them and her gaze is firmly on his...
Before he goes to kiss her other eye lid.
Megan, as Yanuo, tilts her head back a little, in pleasure, and Baron, as Zifeng, moves to kiss her nose...
Before nuzzling her slowly and gently from her nose and cheek...
---I really do feel like I'm writing a bad romance novel. Oh. So bad.---
Baron, Zifeng, kisses her bottom lip and she kisses him back. He moves upwards, kissing Megan, Yanuo's, bottom lip and then mouth
And then kisses her continuously on her upper lip, the way she prefers ---The way Megan prefers--- They continue on, first just lingering on each other's lips gently...
Then continuously and more hungrily, pulling on each other's lips a bit.
As it gets more heated, Megan, as Yanuo, reaches out to put her arm around his neck...
But Baron, as Zifeng, pulls her away so that he can look at her. A hungry look that seems to say, "You know what I want to do to you, right?"
Baron and Megan fall to the ground side-on and Baron starts making a silly suffocating noise and pretending to wither.
Megan, laughing at how weird he is: What is it?!
Reporter and the Director are laughing as Baron has collapsed on the floor.
Director: We have it (the scene). It's very beautiful.
Director: We have it. It's got feeling.
Baron is laying on the floor grinning.
He makes cross eyes and then grins.
Director: Yes. This time (we've) succeeded.
Reporter: Terrible?
Baron sits up where Megan and the Director are debriefing.
Director: It was very beautiful
Director, pointing to the others in the room: You ask them
Megan and Baron both turn to look at who the Director is pointing to
Commentator: Every time (we) film this type of drama sequence, (we) are extremely impressed with the actors' (abilities to) throw themselves into the scene and to be professional.
Commentator: Especially when the director yells cut, there will be just that little bit of ground zero...those couple of seconds of peace at the scene.
Commentator: It's a good thing that sweet guy, Chu Chu (Baron), is at the scene...
Commentator: And can immediately dissolve this atmosphere (by creating) a slightly embarrassing, pink and bubbly ambiance.
All throughout the commentary he's been touching Megan and moving her limbs about while she's been laying on the ground and resting in between takes. He flips her arm from where it's been resting on her body, so that it's now resting on the ground.
Baron: (It's a) Chinese word
Reporter: What is the Chinese word? 'Big'?
Reporter laughs: 'Big'
Baron shifts Megan's leg a little further apart, so that her body is spelling the Chinese character for 'Big'. Megan is laying on the ground grinning while Baron is sitting crossed leg next to her.
Reporter, laughing: Why do you want a female star to do this kind of thing?
Megan is still resting peacefully, not fussed that Baron is just fooling around, and she hasn't changed positions since he shifted her either.
Baron, laughing: I don't know
Baron: You must first (put on) matching music
Reporter: What is it (this matching music)?
Baron starts making a tune, which is the traditional Chinese music that comes on for those old Chinese cultural shows where they have an old man introducing some aspect of Traditional Chinese cultute. In the video they put the actual music over his tune.
Baron starts talking in the serious tones they use on those shows: Hello to all our audience
Baron: Today the word we want to introduce is...'Big.'
Baron's face breaks out into a grin at his own tone of voice and joke. Megan, while not making a sound, is laying there with a grin on her face from listening to him too. A Chinese character grid with the calligraphy writing of the word 'Big' appears on the left side of the screen.
Baron, continues on in the same tone: 'Big'...Can be used in our daily lives.
---Warning: This is about to go into crude territory. So if you don't like crude humour, stop here---
Baron: For example, Shit ---In Chinese the word for shit is made of two characters which are 'Big' and 'Defecate.' Haha....'Big Defecation'----
Megan laughs out loud a little
Baron, still in serious tone: Big Bird/ Dick
----Big Bird is a euphemism for the word Dick in many Asian languages, including Chinese---
He laughs...
And then turns back to look at Megan, who is just grinning and laying down and the scene cuts into the next one...---Did he want to look at her reaction to his words?! What was that even? Hahahaha----
-Cuts to the reporters talking to Baron as he's crossed legged again-
Reporter: What if you opened up and become the word 'Big' (yourself on the ground)?
---Haha, it's a question that could lead to a dirty joke---
Baron: I will (be)...Let me see...
Baron: I am wood. Thank you.
---For those who don't get the dirty joke...The Chinese characters for 'Big' and 'Wood' are very similar, with wood having one more stroke running down the middle of the word. So it looks like the word for 'Wood' is 'Big' with an erect male body part *ahem, ahem*.... Haha, isn't it funny that it's also called 'Having a woody' in English? I guess people have similar understandings about things all over the world. Anyway, by saying he is wood, Baron's saying that he's the male, all right...---
Baron is sitting there grinning, non-fussed into the camera, while the screen freezes.
[Red caption with a horrified Sanlih channel mascot bear: Really dares to say it!]
Commentator: Ok. Resting time is over.
Commentator: We will keep walking until we reach, the sequence that the people are most anticipating, the halfway-through-pinning-on-the-floor-and-then-urgently-stomping-on-the-break sequence.
Commentator: These comings and goings are really, repeatedly, that of a master and his miss.
4. Filming the Pinning on the Floor Make Out Scene
Baron's sitting up talking to someone, Megan's laying down.
Baron: Megan's in charge of the intensity...I'm in charge of changing positions
Baron: Ok
-Cuts to Baron and Megan preparing to shoot the pinning-on-the-floor kiss as their characters-
Baron and Megan are sitting, Baron with an arm around Megan, so that he'll be able to lower her onto the ground as they act out the scene.
Director: Ok, come, prepare.
At this point Megan and Baron already start kissing as their characters.
Director: 5,4,3,2...
They're already kissing a fair bit before they fall backwards onto the ground. Baron, as Zifeng, puts a leg over Megan, Yanuo's, body and climbs over her. As he does so, he pins one arm to the ground
-Cuts to the front view of the scene-
It's looking a bit like they're very careful not to get too close to each other, although they're kissing intensely with Megan, as Yanuo, putting her arm around Baron, Zifeng's, neck pulling him closer towards her.
Baron, as Zifeng, has his arm curls around head and shoulders, holding her closer towards him.
He has his arm on Megan's, Yanuo's, leg, sort of lingering around her thigh and slowly drifting upwards towards her waist until she stops him.
They freeze for a moment before Baron, as Zifeng, slowly lifts his head from hers to look at her face.
Megan, as Yanuo, looks guilty: I'm sorry. I'm just not ready yet.
Baron, as Zifeng: Doesn't matter. It was me that was being too impulsive.
Baron rolls over Megan and sits next to the bed ready for their awkward post-making out scene.
Director: Just give me another chance to say, really, the hand is not up to...
Baron: Not high enough?
Director: Where that warning line is...
Megan: The waist?
Director: No, at the very least it has to already be up to here
Director: Do you get my meaning? Pressing onto (the leg and waist)
Megan nods in understanding
Director: Otherwise that doesn't have feeling
Baron: I get it
Director: The was also not (able to be) in the scene
Director: The was also not (able to be) in the scene
Director: That is, it didn't touch
Baron, is only semi listening, but also looking at Megan and reaching out to touch her playfully.
---But why is his hand so close to her chest at first?! He's supporting her, but his hand is pretty much between her chest and inner arm---
---But why is his hand so close to her chest at first?! He's supporting her, but his hand is pretty much between her chest and inner arm---
It also looks like Baron's making sure she doesn't fall backwards while she changes her sitting position.
Director: Only has to be later by 20 seconds
Director: Actually facing the the camera lens like this
Director: Slowly until that point
Director: And then the hand goes up. Grab it.
Megan: Another 20 seconds?
Director: Just about. Another 15 seconds
Director: So that the camera lens reaches the right position...
Director: The hand must be following along upwards. Put a stop to it.
Director: Then everything will be just right
Baron and Megan have been concentrating on listening to instructions the whole time.
Baron: Ok...ok...
-Cuts to the re-filming of Baron and Megan as Zifeng and Yanuo making out intensely on the floor-
Baron as Zifeng is side-on and on top of Megan, as Yanuo kissing her, his arm underneath her head, pulling it towards him.
His hand floats down to her body, lingering somewhat over her leg area. He seems unsure where to put it though and how much groping he should get up to because he sort of just touches her and then moves up to her waist just touching her there too while they continue to kiss rather heatedly.
His hand comes up to her waist lightly.
His hand floats down to her body, lingering somewhat over her leg area. He seems unsure where to put it though and how much groping he should get up to because he sort of just touches her and then moves up to her waist just touching her there too while they continue to kiss rather heatedly.
His hand comes up to her waist lightly.
Megan, as Yanuo, feels this and puts her hand down to stop him. The sequence doesn't look natural yet, so they'll need to re-shoot it.
-Cuts to Baron laying down on the floor next to Megan, who is now sitting cross legged on the floor-
Baron: How was it...My orchid, acupuncture point hands (or hand movement)? ----It seems like some kind of fancy move used in traditional Chinese ways with you know, Kung-fu and traditional medicine. That kind of stuff---
Baron: Was it still ok?
Reporter laughing: Orchid, acupuncture point hands
Baron points his finger upwards doing a soft flicking motion.
Baron: (I'm) Already teaching
Baron: It's finger method is like this, ok?
Baron: Everyone go home and practice more
Baron goes from pointing his finger upwards to placing his fingers on Megan's back. He starts gently caressing the back of Megan’s shoulders using the movement he just showed. She looks down at him to see what he’s doing.
Baron: I'll demonstrate for a moment
His fingers are just gently moving across her shoulders, in little sprawling motions, touching her and wondering upwards towards the side of her collar and neck.
Baron: Orchid supporting the acupuncture point hands
Megan: But this is too scholarly (for you)
He gets in a little too close into her collar, probably going in to tickle the back of her neck and she squirms away because she’s ticklish.
Megan turns to Baron: This really is a very scholarly type of feeling
Commentator: In order to present the Du-Pi couple's inability to restrain their emotions...
Commentator: As well as Pi Yanuo's fear of her gender being discovered, and her emotions struggling with that, in this sequence of the drama the director has requested that the scene be filmed very meticulously.
Commentator: So prior to (filming the scene of) passion etc, Zifeng, you just go to the side and play around for a bit. Let Yanuo first get a good (sense of the) drama in her heart.
-Cuts to camera zooming up on Baron’s feet-
Reporter: The skin on his feet is just too good!
Second reporter: Does his feet stink?
Reporter: I’m leaning so close!
Second reporter: The skin on his feet is just too good!
Reporter, joking: Bro’s feet stinks
Baron, retorts: How does it smell? It doesn’t
Reporter, joking: Doesn’t wash his feet
Baron: It’d be better this way
Reporter: Smell it yourself
Baron: It doesn’t smell at all
Reporter: Smell it to see
Baron: It’s an impossible matter (for it to smell)
---Baron is a self confessed clean freak---
Reporter: Smell it to see
Baron: I have complete confidence in my feet
Baron who has been laying on the bed, brings his foot up to his nose and actually smells it!
Baron points his finger upwards doing a soft flicking motion.
Baron: (I'm) Already teaching
Baron: It's finger method is like this, ok?
Baron: Everyone go home and practice more
Baron goes from pointing his finger upwards to placing his fingers on Megan's back. He starts gently caressing the back of Megan’s shoulders using the movement he just showed. She looks down at him to see what he’s doing.
Baron: I'll demonstrate for a moment
His fingers are just gently moving across her shoulders, in little sprawling motions, touching her and wondering upwards towards the side of her collar and neck.
Baron: Orchid supporting the acupuncture point hands
Megan: But this is too scholarly (for you)
He gets in a little too close into her collar, probably going in to tickle the back of her neck and she squirms away because she’s ticklish.
Megan turns to Baron: This really is a very scholarly type of feeling
Commentator: In order to present the Du-Pi couple's inability to restrain their emotions...
Commentator: As well as Pi Yanuo's fear of her gender being discovered, and her emotions struggling with that, in this sequence of the drama the director has requested that the scene be filmed very meticulously.
Commentator: So prior to (filming the scene of) passion etc, Zifeng, you just go to the side and play around for a bit. Let Yanuo first get a good (sense of the) drama in her heart.
Commentator: Only this little reporter, aside from (conveying that) meaning, discovered that laying on the bed, Chu Chu (Baron) who secretly practices the orchid acupuncture hand (movements) also has well-developed feet. ---Well developed feet? See I love Show Biz and I love Taiwanese entertainment, but sometimes these reporters totally weird me out. Really? That’s what you want to talk about? But I won’t complain---
-Cuts to camera zooming up on Baron’s feet-
Reporter: The skin on his feet is just too good!
Second reporter: Does his feet stink?
Reporter: I’m leaning so close!
Second reporter: The skin on his feet is just too good!
Reporter, joking: Bro’s feet stinks
Baron, retorts: How does it smell? It doesn’t
Reporter, joking: Doesn’t wash his feet
Baron: It’d be better this way
Reporter: Smell it yourself
Baron: It doesn’t smell at all
Reporter: Smell it to see
Baron: It’s an impossible matter (for it to smell)
---Baron is a self confessed clean freak---
Reporter: Smell it to see
Baron: I have complete confidence in my feet
Baron who has been laying on the bed, brings his foot up to his nose and actually smells it!
Baron, seriously and innocently: It’s ok…It’s ok
Baron: I have extreme confidence (in my feet not smelling)
Baron starts singing again while laying on the bed: I just discovered that my feet have no smell
[Yellow caption: Really can’t stop singing]
Reporter: Play rock, paper, scissors with his feet
Second reporter: Ok
Second reporter starts playing the game: Rock, paper, scissors!
Baron starts making his toes move.
Second reporter makes a scissors: What are you?
Second reporter: Scissors?
Reporter: Scissors
Baron: It’s really hard
Baron: I can only use my feet to make a love heart
Baron: A Korean styled love heart
Commentator: Big bro, your toes really need training, ok? But pack up your childish playful mood…In one second, Baron Chen has switched modes and immediately become immersed with Megan Lai, in the middle of filming the scene (where they’re) rolling around on the ground. The already- ready Megan, with Baron’s natural instincts added on top…will they be able to do it (be ok) in just one take?
---The question is not will they be able to do it in one take. The question is do they want to do it in one take?…ahahaha---
-Cuts to Megan laying on the ground, and Baron, half on top of her, side-on, his hand lingering around and lightly caressing her waist area-
Baron: Are you still ok?
He goes a little higher with his hand and Megan starts laughing and pushes his hand away with hers.
His hand ends up back at the top of her leg.
---That is, er, really high up on her leg 0____0 If you get my drift---
Baron: Didn’t you say that there was no feeling?
Megan is about to say something, but Baron just keeps talking.
Baron: Didn’t you say that you were just acting?
---Did you want her to say that she's not acting and she gets the feels every time you touch her >///<?! Hahaha...Sorry, I just keep putting words into Megan's and Baron's mouths...---
Megan turns to talk to Baron, who is on top of her. As she's lifted her head up to talk to him, he's using the hand he has under her head to support her.
---It's a very caring and sweet thing to do---
Megan to Baron, pointing to her lips: No...Because just then I was focusing here...
---The kissing was that good, eh?----
Megan to Baron, then pointing to her hands: So there was no feeling at all here
Megan pointing to her waist: But now that I'm focusing here...
Megan laughs: Then I'll have a lot of feeling
Baron, pointing to her face: Then have your main focus here
Megan's hand has been drifting around her waist, but Baron pushes it away so he can touch her stomach and waist as he says the next bit.
Baron: Don't mind me
Megan laughs a little from the sensitive feeling she must be getting from being ticklish and having Baron touch her there.
Director: Ok, prepare
Megan puts her arm up to place around Baron's neck and hoists herself up so that she's close to his neck so they can start kissing again.
Director to Baron: Just then, the position of your hand didn't show (enough) detail
Director: So you (need to move) from this...
Director: ...Leg...From the outer side, going up...right...
Baron starts rehearsing moving his hand up Megan's thigh and onto her waist
Director: Good. Go slowly up.
Director: Higher up. Higher up. Higher up.
Baron moves his hand up just slightly higher up her leg and body each time.
Director: Good
Director: Just a bit higher. Good!
Director: Megan, prepare
Megan makes a small sound and grabs his hand, stopping him.
Director: Grab onto him. Correct.
Director: This position is very good
-Cuts to a shot of Megan and Baron in the same positions...Baron just side-on and on top of Megan. But shot from another angle. He still has his hand on her waist and she still had her hand on his-
Baron: I get it
The crew member has to grab the silver mat underneath, so they both have to move. Megan must have gotten ticklish because she smothers a laugh and pushes Baron's hand away with her hand suddenly as the get up for the mat to be removed.
Director: Hey, you two
Director: Doing it only after you kiss will yield (the desire effect)
Director: Those limbs (and their movements) can't be fake
Director: Without this kiss, you can't see it at all
Crew member [Green and red caption]: So you have to squeeze (her) body
Baron clarifies this loudly, amused, while Megan laughs: Squeeze (her body), right?
He kind of very slightly and jokingly, turns and thrusts his body over hers and moves his arm closer.
Baron, smirking and in English: Squeeze...this kind of feeling, right?
Megan hits him laughing and in English: Stop!
Female crew member: Come...prepare...
Baron has lowered his head towards Megan and is looking into her face. She has also nestled closer and is preparing to kiss him again.
She can't help but grin as he looks at her.
Baron grins, says a little naughtily in English: Fuck me
Megan laughs as she looks into his face which is just above her own.
Baron, continues jokingly in English: Ok, come on...
He grins as she laughs and the crew members remind him about his hand, so he makes sure it's in place. And because they have to squirm around for the scene, he says to Megan...
Baron to Megan, hitting her lightly on the inside of her leg: Squirm
Baron to Megan: The squirming has been handed to you
They get into the kissing position, their lips already on top of each other as the director is calling out the countdown.
Director: 5, 4, 3, 2...
They start kissing beautifully once again. Megan, as Yanuo has her arm around Baron, Zifeng's, neck as she kisses him and moves her hand down into his collar, before going back up around his neck again. He, on the other hand, is slowly sliding his hand down her thigh towards her waist...but it's just kind of sliding down limply.
There's a kind of dead silence in the room and then, I think the director makes a signal or something because they both kind of break away and turn to look at him.
[White and red caption thinking bubble coming from both Megan and Baron: What's the matter?]
Director: I told you to move a bit
Baron: Oh, I see, I see...Our legs have to move a bit, right?
Megan is grinning and I think trying not to laugh at the whole ordeal.
-Cuts to the Director coming over to give them instructions-
Director: No, la! That hand is not right, la!
Director: Megan, that...you see, that hand is meant to be like this
The director shows what he means, sliding his hand in an upward direction, without touching Megan Director: And then this way, going up
Director: How is there that type...this type of timidness?!
Megan and Baron are watching. Megan falls back on the ground laughing at the director's comments. She probably realizes how awkward it is for Baron to have to grope her.
Baron: Oh, I see. Ok.
Director, fake hitting Baron on the back: This is not Ok.
Director: Use some energy! Do you know how to or not?!
Baron: I'm young! I don't have any experience (in these things)
Megan is laughing pretty hard here on the floor at Baron's antics and says something I don't quite catch...probably something about his lies.
----Hahaha. Oh dear Baron. No one believes you. Least of all Megan---
Baron [Yellow and black caption with a cartoon of a tubby, blushing cartoon]: What is squirming?!
Megan starts laughing loudly at Baron's joke
He grabs Megan's arm and pulls it back towards his neck.
Female crew member: Ok. Good. Another take.
Crew member: Otherwise, you have to act desperate
Female crew member, laughs: Desperate. Good.
Baron: Ok. I get it...
He immediately grabs Megan into an embrace, real up close to his body, even before she's ready for the scene. She puts her arms around him, her hands already in his hair. She looks towards his face to start kissing him.
Baron: Ok, I understand
He has an arm around her head, supporting her head so it's closer to his, in a bit of a fist, muscle pump position. He's already kissing Megan. In fact, he kisses her twice on her lips before he pulls away to say something, Megan still looking up at him, grinning as he speaks.
Baron: Bring out all the natural instincts...
---Haha, are your natural instincts just telling you to get it on with Megan?!----
Megan laughs before he puts his lips back on hers
-Cuts to a continuation of the same scene but from a different angle. This scene is also shown in the Men's Talk, but it's shown from a different angle-
Baron, as Zifeng, starts kissing Megan, as Yanuo, this way and that, pushing her head close to his, his whole mouth covering hers desperately. They're both breathing pretty heavily and squirming, as directed. Baron, as Zifeng, touches her more energetically.
Commentator: As expected, Bro is an expert at urgency ---Also translated as desperation/aroused-to-the-point-where-one-can't-stop--- Messing up one's hair really is just a small matter.
Baron, as Zifeng, is still kissing her full on the mouth.
Their bodies moving a little in sync as his hand goes along her body and squeezes her leg and waist.
Megan, as Yanuo, turns her body into his...
But then sways back a little from him as her hand moves quickly to stop his.
They're both still kissing, and breathing somewhat heavily as they pulls apart slowly. Their faces are literally just apart, with Megan practically talking onto Baron's mouth.
Megan, as Yanuo, in a sort of breathless voice: I'm sorry
Baron, as Zifeng, is already pressing his mouth back against hers as she's whispering the rest of her apology
Megan, as Yanuo: I'm not ready yet
Baron, as Zifeng, kisses the corner of her mouth.
Baron, as Zifeng, talking onto Megan's lips in a raw voice: It doesn't matter
He presses his face against her cheek, still holding her.
Baron, as Zifeng: It was me that was being too impulsive
Female crew member: Thank you director. Thank you everyone. (Everyone) Worked hard!
Megan sits up with very strangely messy hair
Crew member, laughing: Her hair!
The camera kind of goes to Baron, who's pulling his jumper down and stretching..
---Reactions, reactions...that we're trying to hide...---
Commentator: Are you ok? This little reporter knows, of course, that Bromance fans are definitely not ok, so of course...there's still more. Before the Chinese New Year is just the time for a big relaxation period. Everyone should know that recently turned quick-witted, king of breaking-off-into-song, Chu Chu (Baron), has already, behind the scenes, been singing wildly and loudly. But this little reporter still accidentally and stealthily collected (something) that she's thought a long time about and decided to take out and share with everyone because she wants to see ChuYan ---Megan and Baron's shipping name which is a combination of their Chinese names---do a duet in this section.
5. Baron imitating Fei Yuqing (a Taiwanese singer and songwriter) and Megan imitating Zhu Ge Liang (the famous pig character from the legend of Monkey Magic)
Baron and Megan are standing around in between takes with Baron talking to Megan and Megan laughing in response.
Baron: I'm going to act as Fei Yuqing (a Taiwanese singer and songwriter). You act as Zhu Ge Liang (the famous pig character from the legend of Monkey Magic).
Everyone, all the crew and reporters laugh.
Baron, innocently and cheekily trying to persuade Megan: Everyone wants to see!
Baron: Everyone wants to see!
Reporter: I want to see this extremely!
Megan to Baron: Why are you Fei Yuqing?
Baron, coming up to Megan laughing and pointing to her hair: Lend me your wig
---Haha, yes if anyone had any doubts on Megan's hair...which I think no one does anymore, Baron definitely said wig---
Baron: Your hair is more like Fei Yuqing's.
Megan laughs
-Cuts to Baron and Edison when they were filming at the fireworks factory-
Baron is doing big skipping steps.
Edison: Fei Yuqing big brother has arrived
Reporter, laughing: Fei Yuqing?!
Reporter to Baron: So you say you are Fei Yuqing?!
Baron walks around until he's standing next to Edison Wang.
Baron touches Edison on the arm
Baron to Edison: You sing Jay Chou's bit
Baron: I'll sing Fei Yuqing's
Reporter: What is that song?
Edison: Nah...It's 'Beyond a Thousand Miles'
Baron, the troll, starts singing with exaggerated movements and an imitation of the singer's voice: I send you away...beyond a thousand miles...
Baron, still singing: You are silent, black and white...
Baron points to Edison: Change to you, Jay Chou....Hurry up...
Edison: I don't look like him in any way
Baron, jokingly fed up with Edison: It's going to be me again, right?
The camera pans to Baron, the major troll, not only singing Jay Chou's part, but also pulling his eyes into those 'Chinese eyes' (forgive my use of that term...but it's not racist because I'm also Chinese, right?) because that's the kind of eyes that Jay Chou has.
[Red caption pointing to Baron: Jay Chou's bit possesses him]
Baron, singing Jay Chou's bit: Where is the sound of the piano coming from?...It's hard to predict life and death...
Baron stops doing the eyes and then makes a fake microphone with his pinky finger sticking out
[Red caption pointing to Baron: And changes bodies back to Fei Yuqing]
Baron, singing: I use my whole life...to wait...
Reporter trying to smother a laugh, joking: (You're) Done for! (Your) Fan club has just lost 30,000 people...
Baron is laughing
Reporter laughing: Losing fans...
Reporter laughing: Losing fans...
Baron, jokingly turning to accuse Edison: You didn't even have to do anything!
The camera pans to Edison, standing there looking cool. They're playing the real version of the song in the background.
Edison joking with a smirk: I still remember our original business was to be rougues/ gangster/ underworld criminals
Baron pretends to wipe a tear away from his eye.
---Such a troll...hahaha---
While Edison puts a hand on his shoulder, as a joke, consolingly.
Baron pretends to look sad, while Edison laughs in in the background.
Baron: I have extreme confidence (in my feet not smelling)
Baron starts singing again while laying on the bed: I just discovered that my feet have no smell
[Yellow caption: Really can’t stop singing]
Reporter: Play rock, paper, scissors with his feet
Second reporter: Ok
Second reporter starts playing the game: Rock, paper, scissors!
Baron starts making his toes move.
Second reporter makes a scissors: What are you?
Second reporter: Scissors?
Reporter: Scissors
Baron: It’s really hard
Baron: I can only use my feet to make a love heart
Baron: A Korean styled love heart
Commentator: Big bro, your toes really need training, ok? But pack up your childish playful mood…In one second, Baron Chen has switched modes and immediately become immersed with Megan Lai, in the middle of filming the scene (where they’re) rolling around on the ground. The already- ready Megan, with Baron’s natural instincts added on top…will they be able to do it (be ok) in just one take?
---The question is not will they be able to do it in one take. The question is do they want to do it in one take?…ahahaha---
-Cuts to Megan laying on the ground, and Baron, half on top of her, side-on, his hand lingering around and lightly caressing her waist area-
Baron: Are you still ok?
He goes a little higher with his hand and Megan starts laughing and pushes his hand away with hers.
His hand ends up back at the top of her leg.
---That is, er, really high up on her leg 0____0 If you get my drift---
Baron: Didn’t you say that there was no feeling?
Megan is about to say something, but Baron just keeps talking.
Baron: Didn’t you say that you were just acting?
---Did you want her to say that she's not acting and she gets the feels every time you touch her >///<?! Hahaha...Sorry, I just keep putting words into Megan's and Baron's mouths...---
Megan turns to talk to Baron, who is on top of her. As she's lifted her head up to talk to him, he's using the hand he has under her head to support her.
---It's a very caring and sweet thing to do---
Megan to Baron, pointing to her lips: No...Because just then I was focusing here...
---The kissing was that good, eh?----
Megan to Baron, then pointing to her hands: So there was no feeling at all here
Megan pointing to her waist: But now that I'm focusing here...
Megan laughs: Then I'll have a lot of feeling
Baron, pointing to her face: Then have your main focus here
Megan's hand has been drifting around her waist, but Baron pushes it away so he can touch her stomach and waist as he says the next bit.
Baron: Don't mind me
Megan laughs a little from the sensitive feeling she must be getting from being ticklish and having Baron touch her there.
Director: Ok, prepare
Megan puts her arm up to place around Baron's neck and hoists herself up so that she's close to his neck so they can start kissing again.
Director to Baron: Just then, the position of your hand didn't show (enough) detail
Director: So you (need to move) from this...
Director: ...Leg...From the outer side, going up...right...
Baron starts rehearsing moving his hand up Megan's thigh and onto her waist
Director: Good. Go slowly up.
Director: Higher up. Higher up. Higher up.
Baron moves his hand up just slightly higher up her leg and body each time.
Director: Good
Director: Just a bit higher. Good!
Director: Megan, prepare
Megan makes a small sound and grabs his hand, stopping him.
Director: Grab onto him. Correct.
Director: This position is very good
-Cuts to a shot of Megan and Baron in the same positions...Baron just side-on and on top of Megan. But shot from another angle. He still has his hand on her waist and she still had her hand on his-
Baron: I get it
The crew member has to grab the silver mat underneath, so they both have to move. Megan must have gotten ticklish because she smothers a laugh and pushes Baron's hand away with her hand suddenly as the get up for the mat to be removed.
Director: Hey, you two
Director: Doing it only after you kiss will yield (the desire effect)
Director: Those limbs (and their movements) can't be fake
Director: Without this kiss, you can't see it at all
Crew member [Green and red caption]: So you have to squeeze (her) body
Baron clarifies this loudly, amused, while Megan laughs: Squeeze (her body), right?
He kind of very slightly and jokingly, turns and thrusts his body over hers and moves his arm closer.
Baron, smirking and in English: Squeeze...this kind of feeling, right?
Megan hits him laughing and in English: Stop!
Female crew member: Come...prepare...
Baron has lowered his head towards Megan and is looking into her face. She has also nestled closer and is preparing to kiss him again.
She can't help but grin as he looks at her.
Baron grins, says a little naughtily in English: Fuck me
Megan laughs as she looks into his face which is just above her own.
Baron, continues jokingly in English: Ok, come on...
He grins as she laughs and the crew members remind him about his hand, so he makes sure it's in place. And because they have to squirm around for the scene, he says to Megan...
Baron to Megan, hitting her lightly on the inside of her leg: Squirm
Baron to Megan: The squirming has been handed to you
They get into the kissing position, their lips already on top of each other as the director is calling out the countdown.
Director: 5, 4, 3, 2...
They start kissing beautifully once again. Megan, as Yanuo has her arm around Baron, Zifeng's, neck as she kisses him and moves her hand down into his collar, before going back up around his neck again. He, on the other hand, is slowly sliding his hand down her thigh towards her waist...but it's just kind of sliding down limply.
There's a kind of dead silence in the room and then, I think the director makes a signal or something because they both kind of break away and turn to look at him.
[White and red caption thinking bubble coming from both Megan and Baron: What's the matter?]
Director: I told you to move a bit
Baron: Oh, I see, I see...Our legs have to move a bit, right?
Megan is grinning and I think trying not to laugh at the whole ordeal.
-Cuts to the Director coming over to give them instructions-
Director: No, la! That hand is not right, la!
Director: Megan, that...you see, that hand is meant to be like this
The director shows what he means, sliding his hand in an upward direction, without touching Megan Director: And then this way, going up
Director: How is there that type...this type of timidness?!
Megan and Baron are watching. Megan falls back on the ground laughing at the director's comments. She probably realizes how awkward it is for Baron to have to grope her.
Baron: Oh, I see. Ok.
Director, fake hitting Baron on the back: This is not Ok.
Director: Use some energy! Do you know how to or not?!
Baron: I'm young! I don't have any experience (in these things)
Megan is laughing pretty hard here on the floor at Baron's antics and says something I don't quite catch...probably something about his lies.
----Hahaha. Oh dear Baron. No one believes you. Least of all Megan---
Baron [Yellow and black caption with a cartoon of a tubby, blushing cartoon]: What is squirming?!
Megan starts laughing loudly at Baron's joke
He grabs Megan's arm and pulls it back towards his neck.
Female crew member: Ok. Good. Another take.
Crew member: Otherwise, you have to act desperate
Female crew member, laughs: Desperate. Good.
Baron: Ok. I get it...
He immediately grabs Megan into an embrace, real up close to his body, even before she's ready for the scene. She puts her arms around him, her hands already in his hair. She looks towards his face to start kissing him.
Baron: Ok, I understand
He has an arm around her head, supporting her head so it's closer to his, in a bit of a fist, muscle pump position. He's already kissing Megan. In fact, he kisses her twice on her lips before he pulls away to say something, Megan still looking up at him, grinning as he speaks.
Baron: Bring out all the natural instincts...
---Haha, are your natural instincts just telling you to get it on with Megan?!----
Megan laughs before he puts his lips back on hers
-Cuts to a continuation of the same scene but from a different angle. This scene is also shown in the Men's Talk, but it's shown from a different angle-
Baron, as Zifeng, starts kissing Megan, as Yanuo, this way and that, pushing her head close to his, his whole mouth covering hers desperately. They're both breathing pretty heavily and squirming, as directed. Baron, as Zifeng, touches her more energetically.
Commentator: As expected, Bro is an expert at urgency ---Also translated as desperation/aroused-to-the-point-where-one-can't-stop--- Messing up one's hair really is just a small matter.
Baron, as Zifeng, is still kissing her full on the mouth.
Their bodies moving a little in sync as his hand goes along her body and squeezes her leg and waist.
Megan, as Yanuo, turns her body into his...
But then sways back a little from him as her hand moves quickly to stop his.
They're both still kissing, and breathing somewhat heavily as they pulls apart slowly. Their faces are literally just apart, with Megan practically talking onto Baron's mouth.
Megan, as Yanuo, in a sort of breathless voice: I'm sorry
Baron, as Zifeng, is already pressing his mouth back against hers as she's whispering the rest of her apology
Megan, as Yanuo: I'm not ready yet
Baron, as Zifeng, kisses the corner of her mouth.
Slowly and gently
Baron, as Zifeng, talking onto Megan's lips in a raw voice: It doesn't matter
He presses his face against her cheek, still holding her.
Baron, as Zifeng: It was me that was being too impulsive
And then nuzzles his face on her's.
I don't hear a 'cut', but they must have been given the all clear because Baron rolls over Megan and gets up off the floor with a grunt before extending a hand to pull Megan up. Baron is grinning, looking a little flushed.
Director: Very amazingFemale crew member: Thank you director. Thank you everyone. (Everyone) Worked hard!
Megan sits up with very strangely messy hair
Crew member, laughing: Her hair!
The camera kind of goes to Baron, who's pulling his jumper down and stretching..
---Reactions, reactions...that we're trying to hide...---
Commentator: Are you ok? This little reporter knows, of course, that Bromance fans are definitely not ok, so of course...there's still more. Before the Chinese New Year is just the time for a big relaxation period. Everyone should know that recently turned quick-witted, king of breaking-off-into-song, Chu Chu (Baron), has already, behind the scenes, been singing wildly and loudly. But this little reporter still accidentally and stealthily collected (something) that she's thought a long time about and decided to take out and share with everyone because she wants to see ChuYan ---Megan and Baron's shipping name which is a combination of their Chinese names---do a duet in this section.
5. Baron imitating Fei Yuqing (a Taiwanese singer and songwriter) and Megan imitating Zhu Ge Liang (the famous pig character from the legend of Monkey Magic)
Baron and Megan are standing around in between takes with Baron talking to Megan and Megan laughing in response.
Baron: I'm going to act as Fei Yuqing (a Taiwanese singer and songwriter). You act as Zhu Ge Liang (the famous pig character from the legend of Monkey Magic).
Everyone, all the crew and reporters laugh.
Baron, innocently and cheekily trying to persuade Megan: Everyone wants to see!
Baron: Everyone wants to see!
Reporter: I want to see this extremely!
Megan to Baron: Why are you Fei Yuqing?
Baron, coming up to Megan laughing and pointing to her hair: Lend me your wig
---Haha, yes if anyone had any doubts on Megan's hair...which I think no one does anymore, Baron definitely said wig---
Baron: Your hair is more like Fei Yuqing's.
Megan laughs
-Cuts to Baron and Edison when they were filming at the fireworks factory-
Baron is doing big skipping steps.
Edison: Fei Yuqing big brother has arrived
Reporter, laughing: Fei Yuqing?!
Reporter to Baron: So you say you are Fei Yuqing?!
Baron walks around until he's standing next to Edison Wang.
Baron touches Edison on the arm
Baron to Edison: You sing Jay Chou's bit
Baron: I'll sing Fei Yuqing's
Reporter: What is that song?
Edison: Nah...It's 'Beyond a Thousand Miles'
Baron, the troll, starts singing with exaggerated movements and an imitation of the singer's voice: I send you away...beyond a thousand miles...
Baron, still singing: You are silent, black and white...
Baron points to Edison: Change to you, Jay Chou....Hurry up...
Edison: I don't look like him in any way
Baron, jokingly fed up with Edison: It's going to be me again, right?
The camera pans to Baron, the major troll, not only singing Jay Chou's part, but also pulling his eyes into those 'Chinese eyes' (forgive my use of that term...but it's not racist because I'm also Chinese, right?) because that's the kind of eyes that Jay Chou has.
[Red caption pointing to Baron: Jay Chou's bit possesses him]
Baron, singing Jay Chou's bit: Where is the sound of the piano coming from?...It's hard to predict life and death...
Baron stops doing the eyes and then makes a fake microphone with his pinky finger sticking out
[Red caption pointing to Baron: And changes bodies back to Fei Yuqing]
Baron, singing: I use my whole life...to wait...
Reporter trying to smother a laugh, joking: (You're) Done for! (Your) Fan club has just lost 30,000 people...
Baron is laughing
Reporter laughing: Losing fans...
Reporter laughing: Losing fans...
Baron, jokingly turning to accuse Edison: You didn't even have to do anything!
The camera pans to Edison, standing there looking cool. They're playing the real version of the song in the background.
Edison joking with a smirk: I still remember our original business was to be rougues/ gangster/ underworld criminals
Baron pretends to wipe a tear away from his eye.
---Such a troll...hahaha---
While Edison puts a hand on his shoulder, as a joke, consolingly.
Baron pretends to look sad, while Edison laughs in in the background.
Commentator: This little reporter is really very fair. Since Chu Chu (Baron) has already imitated Fei Yuqing, then Megan will imitate Zhu Ge Liang. (We) should still be able to air it out and let everyone have a look. I think so, right?
-Cut to Baron and Megan are standing around in between takes-
Baron comes up to Megan, doing a bit of a casual move.
Baron: You really want to act it out, don't you?
Baron: Seeing me jumping and all, yeah?
Megan is grinning and shaking her head
Baron: You do (at least) a bit…
Mandy to Megan: (Do a) Zhu Ge Liang (imitation)
Megan: I have a contract. I can’t act it out again.
Mandy: Really?
Megan: No, la. Just joking.
Megan: I promised my manager…
Megan: My boss...that I can’t do this sort of thing again
Megan: He really, with great difficulty, delivered me to the leading lady position
Mandy bursts out laughing, doubling over
Megan: He said, “Don’t you cause your own fall from the top”
But Megan still cheekily defies him by doing for one sentence...
Megan in a squeaky, piggy Zhu Ge Liang voice: I feel it’s best not to (make that voice)!
Mandy bursts out laughing, leaning on Megan.
Commentator: Actually, it’s really quite cute. Hope Megan can forgive this little reporter. After all, this little reporter is normally risking her life and planning for Bromance fans to gain some sort of benefit.
6. Baron makes a dirty joke about his hair and, er, other parts of him as the Show Biz reporters measure the height of his Zifeng styled fringe
Baron is coming and sitting on a couch in the office where they film Zifeng getting drugged. The Show Biz reporters have followed him here
Baron: I get it
Baron, getting cheeky: You want to measure my length, right?
---Hahaha. Don’t sink your mind in the gutter. He means the length of his hair---
The reporters laugh.
Baron: You guys being like this…it's very scary
Baron: It’s like an interrogation
Reporter: We’re here just to fulfill all the fan’s desires
Reporter: The fans really want to know
Baron: Measuring my length, right?
Reporter: Just how high it is exactly
Second reporter: Where (is it up to)?
Reporter: It’s how high it is, not how long it is
----That could still be taken the wroooong way. Oh, this is hilarious without screencaps. Maybe I should leave it without pictures here…---
They put a ruler to Baron’s forehead and hair as he’s sitting down on the couch. He suddenly pretends to bite it like a dog and then grins.
Second reporter: Do you want to measure it again?
Second reporter: Hey today…today it seems quite droopy
Reporter: What’s up with it today?
Second reporter: I’m coming to have a look
Reporter: You come and have a look
Second reporter: 5cm
[Red caption along the ruler on Baron’s hair: 5cm high]
Second reporter: Good. Did you capture it?
-Cuts to a close up of Baron’s fringe-
Reporter: You should not just be 5cm
[Red caption: 5cm]
The camera zooms out again to Baron sitting on the couch sitting still while they measure with a cheeky grin on his face.
Baron: What do you know? This is the normal condition
Reporter: Ok
Baron: When I’m kissing…it’ll…
Baron laughs: It’ll get higher, do you understand?
----HAHAHAHA. No wonder they saved his hair section for this week. Do you understand the dirtiness of this segment? Oh Baron, so naughty. So many implied dick jokes…even though you’re talking about your hair!---
Reporter: It’ll get higher when you kiss?
Baron: You go back and carefully watch the drama
Baron, pinching his fingers to show length near his hair: When it's emotionally excited or (when I'm) in (a) love (scene), it’ll rise by itself to here.
Baron, moves his fringe higher up: And it’ll (look) like this. Measure it one more time.
Baron, holds his hair up: It should be this situation
Baron: Measure it one more time. Come on.
The camera zooms up to where Baron is holding his hair
Baron: Normally, it should be like this
Reporter: 8 cm
[Red caption: 9cm]
Reporter: 9
Reporter: Where’s your manager/agent?
Baron: 9? 9 is ok
Baron: That is, it’s a good number. 9.
Commentator: Bromance has shown episode 16. (It) doesn’t matter if it’s in the actual story line of being brothers or behind the scenes, (they) bring us a pleasurable bro-hood (to watch and enjoy), always accompanying Bromance fans and writing down lots of beautiful, heart-moving moments. Time can't stop at this moment, but trust that in Bromance, this (romantic) mood will definitely flow along into the new year and (continue to) grow more and more. Wouldn't you say (this is true)?
End of Translations. This has got to be one of my favourite Behind the Scenes videos. So much X-rated content. That's all you want when it's Megan and Baron. Now all we need is a full version of this scene that goes right to the end, right? ;)
I will stalk this page like crazy.
ReplyDeleteYOU ARE WONDERFUL!!! <3 <3
Your translations and comments are always so spot on and perfect and aaaaaah I love you.
Hehehe it will grow slowly today! Thanks for all the blog loving. You're one of my favourite visitors!
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DeleteACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!! :D :D
Take your time of course, we'll be happy however much time it takes. The result is priceless anyway ^____^
Oh Dawn, you're such a sweetheart. See that's why you're on the favourites list ;)
DeleteWooooaaah! I will visit your blog everyday for this. Sorry if i make request for english translations but i dont have any intention to hurry you. Heheh. Thanks again!!! 😊❤️ You are a big help for us who dont understand their language! 🤓
ReplyDeleteHehe No problems. I just hope you realise that I already put a lot of time and effort into translating (more than I should) and I also have done quite a lot of projects here. So any sentence that begins with "Can you translate (insert project name)" or "Can you finish (insert project name)" feels a bit selfish and rubs me the wrong way if I'm not being paid to do a project because I think that if people really want to read it faster, then they should learn Chinese themselves and then they'll understand it immediately. Anyway, not trying to be mean, but hope you know what it feels like being a free translator. Thanks for stopping by though!
DeleteThank you dear! I have hard time focusing on BTS because they go super fast and I get distracted easily. >.<
ReplyDeleteHahaha, I do too sometimes. Too many people talking and words. I usually slow mo the video a little on Youtube when translating :D Thanks for visiting!
DeleteThank u jenl gosh river with his dirty talk! And megan yes she pick up quickly reminds me of kiraning manifesto part 1 when shes gigling on tv when river talked about the size and the length..indeed the dirty duo..thank u for always do the hard work .. hug and kisses dear.
ReplyDeleteThe man knows how to talk dirty. Hahaha! Yes! I was totally reminded of that too. Thank you Kiraning for enlightening us. Both of them have gutter minds. And I love it.
DeleteYou're our Saviour. I favourite your blog and sure not to miss it. Thanks. From re-read all of your translations, I won't feel anything is missing in Bromance.
ReplyDeleteThanks! Yes, please re-read away :)
Delete---Some days I feel like my writing style is getting progressively worse and worse. Like I'm ripping off a Mills and Boon novel -______-;; I'm actually a good person. Just being mentally corrupted by Baron and Megan and their acting and non-acting T^T----
ReplyDeleteThat part made me burst out laughing XDD
You're the best, Jen
"I'm actually a good person" XDDD
OF COURSE YOU ARE! You spend so much time translating those amazing videos for us, you're incredible <3
Hahahaha. I am!!! T^T If it wasn't for Megan and Baron, I could be a nun for all my saintly-ness. It's always the good ones that fall harder right? hahaha, thanks for the flattery :D
Deletehahahaha jen!!! lmao i laughed so hard when yuu wrote
ReplyDelete---Some days I feel like my writing style is getting progressively worse and worse. Like I'm ripping off a Mills and Boon novel -______-;; I'm actually a good person. Just being mentally corrupted by Baron and Megan and their acting and non-acting T^T----
HAHAHAHAHAHA just continue whatever you're doing okay, you're on the right track.
*looks at trashcan* lol
-miralocco
Hahaha, here I am sitting in the bottom of the trashcan....
Deletehahahah dawnX!! i know right! just saw your comment too. hahahahaha our pure and innocent jen is tarnished XD hahaha jen i cant stop laughing
ReplyDelete-miralocco
Hahahaha, all of us have been corrupted big time!
Deleteoh jenL you described every scenes beautifully with so much emotions and passions.this is why i loved reading more than watching coz the writer describe every tiny last detail of how the character look, feel and react.. i will never get tired reading this wonderful blog of yours..again thank u dear
ReplyDeleteoh wait are you beautiful lady holding spiderman case phone on dawnx photo?or the lady next to her wearing glasses? which one? hahaha
Heh. Not telling which person I am in that photo!Just know that I was there... But thanks for your beautiful compliment :) :) :)
Deleteafter continuous giggling and stopping to take a deep breathe reading the 5minute mark translation, im finally done reading. phew. you dont know how much i giggled like myself. and im in the office alright? hahaha
ReplyDeletebaron, baron.. what do we do with him... hahahaha despite looking so tired.. but his dirty and naughty thoughts are just genius and amazing. i cannot when he made those sniffing and suffocating sound while kissing. what baron what?? implying he's s**ually frustrated or what?? hahahahahaha omg i cant control myself anymore. LOL
and the randomly singing part.. oh so that's the meaning of the lyrics.. alright.. you dont like to be on the bottom every time alright.. wait did he said this in BTS motorbike scene ep 11? feels like seeing this somewhere..
anyway jen! thanks for a good laugh. you're a gem. happy CNY.
-miralocco
The man is dirrrty. But I love it. Haha, thanks for your thoughts on Baron....Happy Chinese New Year!
DeleteOmg baron baron what im gonna do with you ahahaha geez im laughing out loud with the "im a wood" what a naughty genius boy!! I am amazed of river authority (dont know if its the right word) to megan.. and megan she just go with the flow.. they are so adorable..who would not fall with this two?
ReplyDeleteThank u again dear.. kung hei fat choi! :)
Hahaha...Wood. Only he would say that about himself. Yup, you used the right word - we're all amazed at the authority he has over Megan and Megan's willingness to go with the flow. Hahaha thanks for your New Years Greeting...hehe you said it in Cantonese :) In Mandarin, it's Gong Xi Fa Cai :)
DeleteJenL,thank you dear. Loved reading it.
ReplyDeleteActually, sometimes, i HAVE been wondering why lately i have been getting Mills & Boons vibes from the posts at the blogs and at soompi Bromance .
But since i was a fan of M&B, i don't mind. In fact, to describe a scene eloquently such as what you have been doing, that is a gift. Thank you for sharing with the rest of us.
Rosee70
Hahahaha, in real life, I scoff at Mills and Boon novels and really am not much of a romantic -___-;; Buuuut dramas is where I go crazy and Baron and Megan have set the bar really high by being such a fun, adorable and dirty duo....So I don't mind describing their actions in a more M&B way, I guess...I mean there's no other way to do it...Thanks for your message!
DeleteWow, you really are a pro. Thank you so much, dear Jen <3
ReplyDeleteHahaha, Thanks Dawnx! I knew you would be stalking this page, my dear :D Thanks for coming here!!!
DeleteCan't stop laughing at your descriptions of their actions. It's like reading an adult novel. I am too pure for this! (Insert angel emoticon here) Also congratulations for translating a FRIGGIN LONG VIDEO. You get all the awards.
ReplyDeleteThanks Kiraning! It's such a guilty pleasure writing these description. It's like writing an adult novel without even having to imagine it ;) Hahaha, pure? Surely not. We're all a filthy bunch on the Bromance and shipping threads...And thanks for the awards :D ~ Translating this video was such a long and somewhat painful process, but totally worth it!
DeleteI hope I have proven incessantly and successfully that I am not a robot, blogger. LOL.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha oh no! I hope blogger doesn't make you do too many tests. Wonder if there's some setting I can tweak to stop it.
DeleteJenL, thank you so much for the translations, our ChuYan couple is too cute and hilarious. This BTS was really fun and it does show that a lot goes into making the scenes we finally see in the show.
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder how actors can keep their real and reel feelings separate. No wonder some end up together.
Hahaha, no problems and thanks for visiting! Yep, acting is more hard work than people give it credit for. I have no idea how actors do it...probably why I could never be an actor, though I enjoy acting...I'd just fall in love with everyone -____-;; I'm actually surprised there aren't more drama couples who end up together. To be fair though, I have actor friends who have done small films and they tell me that these kind of scenes are not romantic (room full of crew members, lights in your face, make-up people touching you up)...but if you're acting with someone who you enjoy acting with, it can still be a perk...I feel like that's the case here ;)
DeleteOh WOW! I'll slowly savour this article. Thank you for such a feast. Love your efforts.
ReplyDeleteSavour slowly? Like Baron and Megan do to each other? Hahahaha...or on second thoughts, maybe they devour quickly.
Deletewow!!! thank u so much jenl for the wonderful cny gift to us!! i laughed so hard with the wet,wood and the measurement!! geezzzz baron with his dirty talk but not complaining tho ahahaha in fact i love it!! with the ways he talk no one will stay innocent.. again kudos to you dear!
ReplyDeleteYessss, the man is so damn dirty. And I love it. Haha, though in a strange way, when he's with Megan, he seems like just an innocent kid cutting loose and having fun. It's kind of sweet.
DeleteHi Jen. Before your translation, I thought I would die cause I didn't understand anything. Thank you for saving my life dear❤️
ReplyDeleteAww this man Baron. He gave me surprise to surprise with his dirty/naughty jokes/mind. And Megan too cause she just naturally followed him.
I'm grinning, laughing and blushing like a fool while reading this.
Once again, thank you Jen. I'm serious about this article saving me cause I'm having a hard time without my lap-chan. Reading your blog and delulu do help me kill my free time a lot :))
tsuki_chan@soompi
Ahahaha...good to know I saved a life! They're both just so much fun. Maybe too much fun ;) But I love them for it.
DeleteLove all of it jen...
ReplyDeleteGlad you enjoyed it!
DeleteOh my goodness! Thank you - thank you - thank you for this amazing translation! Will definitely also be stalking this page! I love all your little comments pointing out the naughty comments :) Amazing!
ReplyDeleteHahaha...thanks for stalking!
DeleteThank you!
ReplyDeleteYou're most welcome :)
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