Monday 29 July 2019

Before We Get Married 我們不能是朋友 Episode 9 Behind the Scenes Translations

Well, it's time for this translation because intense Puff and Jasper scenes are what I like.


Be warned, this is full of smutty innuendo!




1. Jasper and Puff filming Ke Huan and Wei Wei's bed scene [0:00-1:04]
[Purple text box: Behind the scenes of the sex scene is here]
[Pink text box: Jasper provokes Puff with a flying kick] 
Narrator: The most anticipated behind the scenes video of the bed scene in Before We Get Married has arrived, mirroring how this couple scene emerged. 
Director: Wait a moment, you need to straighten out
[Purple text box: Puff's sex scene position is stuck]
[Pink text box: Jasper: I can't get it through this way]
Director to Jasper: You need to straighten up or else you can't get it through


Everyone on set bursts out laughing, including Puff
[Rainbow text: Jasper is being educated]
-Cuts to next scene of Puff and Jasper rolling on bed rehearsing-
Jasper: I'm dying
Crew member: It's like the 18 step material arts movement
Director, instructing Puff: Sit up... that's correct.
Director, instructing Puff: And then sit up...that's right.
Puff, removing her jacket: And then I take this off?
Director: Sit up and remove (your clothes) yourself
Puff: Take it off, take it off
Director: Correct...cut!
-Cuts to a scene where they are rehearsing a more closer shot of Puff removing Jasper's clothes-


Director, instructing Jasper: Push down
Jasper: So I pull (clothes) down and then...
Jasper, in growly voice: I pushhh (her) down
---At this point, Jasper rotates and rolls on top of Puff, pushing her onto the bed and putting his face really close to hers---
Puff, no nonsense: Get off me.


Jasper is being playful and doesn't budge, so Puff playfully yells at him.
Puff: Get off!
[Pink and blue text: Very impatient!!]


Crew member: Cut
Director: Ok, cut, cut
[Aqua text: It's cut already!]
Puff, impatiently wacking Jasper, laughing: Ok, ok, ok now!
Jasper makes a monstrous sound.
Director instructing Jasper: It's not when you rip at her buttons, it's when you jingle
---Not sure if I have the word right---
Jasper: I can't hear the jingle!
Puff and everyone in the room laughs.
-Cuts to Jasper pretty much on top of Puff-


Puff and Jasper are looking at each other and Puff points to herself.
Director: Both male and female must mutually push the (other person's) hair away
Director: To get a better view of their face
Puff runs her hands into Jasper's hair and Jasper does the same to her
Director: And cherish their face for a long time


Puff can't help herself at the cheesiness and bursts our laughing
[Rainbow captions: Ha, ha, ha]
Director: Thirst for their face
Puff, laughing: Not good. (I) Really want to laugh!
-Cuts to Jasper and Puff passionately kissing on the bed as their characters-
Jasper as Ke Huan takes off Puff's blazer


Puff as Wei Wei unbutton's Jasper's shirt


Jasper as Ke Huan has his arms all over Puff's body


[Yellow, orange and blue caption: Kissing well and full of moaning]


They make out as their characters with Jasper rolling Puff around until he's on top of her on the bed.
Narrator: How is it that both the behind-the-scenes and the actual scenes are so sweet?

2. Jasper making fun of Puff's running as Wei Wei [1:05-2:05]
Narrator: Next up Puff Kuo's extremely fast leg movement scene. Jasper Liu is really too much off a show off for our amusement
[Purple text box: Puff Kuo's fast leg movement is extremely wild]
[Pink text box: Jasper Liu copies running for a second and is met with flying kick]
Interviewer [Blue caption]: Ran really fast
Jasper [Pink caption]: She has extremely fast leg movement (like a scud)
Puff: Really? I ran extremely fast


Interviewer: Yeah...you ran extremely fast
Puff still surprised: Really?
Puff joking: That should be due to going downhill
Jasper: At the very end you changed to be like this...
Jasper does an imitation of a very waddling type of run
Puff making a face: No...Because, you know..running bare feet on an asphalt road for is extremely painful
Interviewer: Hurts a lot!
In the background you can hear Jasper chanting something...


Jasper singing: Ducky-duck...
Jasper singing: Ducky-duck, Ducky-duck...
---Basically, he's teasing her that her running was waddling like a duck---
Jasper has his hands out and waddle runs, pretending to be Puff, still singing the words Ducky-duck
[Pink, green and yellow captions: Silly imitation]
Jasper wiggles his body still pretending to be Puff running like a duck


Interviewer to Puff [Blue caption]: He's copying your running
Jasper shakes his arms and waddle-runs pretending to scream like Puff's character Wei Wei
Jasper [Yellow caption]: Ahhhh~
Puff grinning comes over to kick him in the knees and the back of his leg.
Jasper pretends to double over


Jasper: Ok...typing shoelaces (now)...
He crouches down to do this and Puff turns around on his back and sits on him!
[Yellow, orange and teal caption: Directly punishes]
She sits on him and lays back while Jasper groans under her weight


[Yellow and white thinking bubble caption on Puff: Suffer under my weight]
---Haha, Puff probably weighs nothing to be honest---
She squeezes him by laying back
Jasper [Aqua and yellow caption]: This is a type of couple yoga concept


Puff, getting off him: Not good...I'm afraid his waist will break
Interviewer laughing [Aqua caption]: Isn't your waist good?
Jasper being silly [Yellow and aqua captions]: In the capacity of being a man, it it extremely important
Jasper [Pink caption]: You can see, my waist is extremely...
I think someone finishes his sentence and probably says 'important'? Or it's implied?
Jasper [Yellow caption]: Thank you everyone
Puff: Let's look at your lower waist
Jasper: I invite everyone to advertise this



Puff playfully runs over to kick him in the backside.
Narrator: Want more wonderful content? Then focus on us: Eight Big Interview Group, interviewing & Reporting (The name of the interviewing company)

End of Translation. Damn these two have always got such intensely good chemistry both as on-screen lovers and off-screen flirting friends.