Heyyyy, Puff and Jasper lovers! This is the cutest SPOP photoshoot and I'll be translating all this Puff and Jasper playfulness, cuteness and lover's posing, right here...
Commentator, during the montage of Puff and Jasper modelling shots: The world's most strongest female star, Puff Kuo, together with the sunny charm of Jasper Liu, create an explosion in July's SPOP magazine.
Commentator: The entertainment crew behind the finished work, how could they not help but witness with their own eyes, these two extremely popular leading couple's romantic time. OK, everything is ready. Filming camera, ready, on! Action...Eh, uh...
-Cuts to Jasper holding Puff around from the back.-
Puff has her hand on his chin and Jasper is trying to figure out where to put his hands on her body for the photoshoot...He has his arm over Puff's shoulder, locking her in a hug pose, and she reaches out to hold his arm and then he rest his hand...on what looks to be the top of her chest, close to under her arms! It's not only tickish to Puff, but Puff, Jasper and the photocrew realise how awkward looking it is and start laughing really hard.Both Puff and Jasper have laughed so hard Puff is sprawled on the ground and Jasper is crouching and looking shy...
Puff has her hand on his chin and Jasper is trying to figure out where to put his hands on her body for the photoshoot...He has his arm over Puff's shoulder, locking her in a hug pose, and she reaches out to hold his arm and then he rest his hand...on what looks to be the top of her chest, close to under her arms! It's not only tickish to Puff, but Puff, Jasper and the photocrew realise how awkward looking it is and start laughing really hard.Both Puff and Jasper have laughed so hard Puff is sprawled on the ground and Jasper is crouching and looking shy...
SPOP staff member: He touched her armpits!
Puff and the SPOP staff are laughing so much they're squealing
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper standing up again, still laughing-
Puff laughing and waving off the embarrassment: Shy, shy, shy
Jasper: No, not facing the strangeness...as soon as I touched down, it was just...(Jasper laughs sheepishly, as they show a replay of 'where his hand was just going')
[Green, purple, red caption bubbles: Embarrassed, embarrassed, embarrassed]
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper getting ready to shoot again-
Jasper: Ok
Puff is clamping her arms to her side, laughing
SPOP staff members: Armpits need to be shut away...
Puff and Jasper laugh.
SPOP staff members: It's just too embarrassing...too embarrassing...
Puff lets Jasper pull her arm away...and he turns and looks like he's kissing it?! ---He probably isn't, but just let me put in one fangirl interpretation of this ambiguous movement!!!---
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper in a lover's pose, Puff's legs over Jasper's, her arms around him, both making kissy faces at each other-
SPOP staff members: Too cool!
They're all laughing and cheering Puff and Jasper on.
SPOP staff members: Too cool!
Puff and Jasper are trying to make blowfish-kissy faces...but Jasper looks more like he's struggling and squinting his eyes, Puff sees his 'posing face' and they both burst out laughing especially Puff who point at Jasper and laughs.
Male SPOP staff member teasing: Did you have the feeling of being 'in love'?
Puff is laughing talking to the SPOP members, while Jasper is laughing and covering his face with his hand, in an 'oh no' kind of way...
Puff, laughingly to SPOP staff: You know, just then he was extremely funny...
She's waving her hand back and forth, laughing because she can't get the words out and then she goes on to hug Jasper again, resting on his shoulder while they're both still laughing.
-Cuts to Puff explaining to the camera about why she was laughing-
Puff: Just then, what was extremely funny was...that we just had one where it was, we had to pretend... because when you're in love, don't you just act this way? (Puff makes a cute blowfish kissy face). But he just did this (Puff imitates Jasper's pose and makes a flat, squinty kissy face, laughing).
Puff starts laughing
Camera person, laughing: Was he scared?
Puff: No...he didn't know if he had to purse his lips or...but his eyes were closed tightly and then they were like this...Flickering (Puff makes little shuttering, flickering motions with her fingers to imitate Jasper's eye movements and laughs).
Puff, laughing and waving her hand: Too funny!
A stylist comes over to put a red hat on Puff and from the back of the dressing room you can hear Jasper yelling because he's heard Puff laughing at him.
Jasper jokingly mad [Pink and yellow caption]: Puff Kuo!!
Puff, to the camera in a casual way, as she's getting her hat on: Ah, sorry. Jasper Ge is angry! (Ge = Chinese word a bit like Oppa or Sunbae)
The camera pans over to the back of the dressing room where Jasper is hiding somewhere.
Jasper, pretending to be a mad kid [Yellow and purple caption]: I'm not letting her drink the bubble milk tea
-Cuts to Jasper coming up to Puff-
The camera is following behind Jasper and from the back angle and the actions Jasper is making against Puff looks like he's kissing her.
[Pink caption with lips: Let's kiss a bit]
He finishes pretending to make out with Puff, before sitting down on the white seat set up for their next photo pose and laughs.
Jasper, laughing: Just pretending for a bit
Puff talks to the camera leaning on Jasper's arm.
Puff teasing: You know his pretending is very stiff/slow-witted.
Puff: He's like this
She imitates what's he's like when posing with her. She puts an arm across him, squarely andsmiles stiffly at the camera. Jasper is making a 'stop-teasing-me-again' face.
The SPOP crew are laughing and Jasper is breaking into a grin too.
Puff: If you want to pretend, you should be like this...
Puff, leaning to pretend to stroke Jasper softly on his face.
Jasper stands up suddenly, puts an arm around Puff's head and moves his head around.
From the camera angle, he's manipulated it to look like he's making out with her passionately and intensely.
Puff shoves him away playfully and says loudly.
Puff, laughing: Not like this! You get away!
Jasper sits down laughing along with SPOP members.
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper waiting for the photographer to give them pose directions-
SPOP staff member: Jasper, you need to hug her from behind
Jasper shifts behind Puff and puts his arms around her waist, Puff's hands are guiding Jasper's. She's holding a sexy-pose-expression, but suddenly breaks into a grin when she describes what this pose is.
Puff [Pink caption]: Wedding photo
She breaks into laugher and Jasper cracks up laughing too, along with the SPOP staff members.
Puff turns to Jasper: Eh, this is your strength!
Puff is laughing so much she pretty much curls into Jasper's embrace.
Jasper: The wedding photo
Jasper, grinning: That's not too bad for a strength
Jasper [Yellow and purple caption]: My strength is 'getting fat and slow' (I think it's a joke also on being and old married man posing...but hey, you don't mean that about married people, right?!)
-Cuts to new photos with costume change, where Jasper and Puff are wearing florals and their background is a white house-
SPOP staff member: Jasper, you need to give a sweet-honeymoon- in-love kind of feeling.
SPOP staff member: Your girlfriend is beside you
SPOP staff member: Don't be nervous...
Puff is laughing at all the advice given.
-Cut to a pose where Puff and Jasper are holding hands and they're posing like Jasper is the boyfriend leading his girlfriend on a date-
Puff says jokingly to Jasper: Say "Come here, darling!" ----you can also replace darling with baby or any other pet name. The literal translation is precious, which is the common Chinese one----
Jasper turns to Puff: Come here, darling!
Jasper turns back to the camera grinning and Puff is laughing hard
The SPOP staff members like Puff's idea and they're repeating the phrase.
SPOP staff members: Come here, darling!
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper still holding hands and now Puff looks like she's walking alongside Jasper-
SPOP staff member: Pull (her) in a little closer
SPOP staff member: You want to be manly towards her
SPOP staff member: You want to pull her close close, that kind of feeling
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper facing each other laughing and SPOP members giving Jasper directions-
Jasper is hesitating to touch or hold Puff's face.
SPOP staff members: Don't be shy!
Puff is grinning from the advice of the SPOP staff members
SPOP staff member, cheering Jasper on in chorus: Just touch down!
Puff finds this hilarious and bursts out laughing and points to Jasper. Jasper also find this pretty funny and draws his hand back to cover his mouth, as he's laughing a lot.
-Cuts to a series of shots where Jasper is looking at Puff, his face really close to her's-
The camera switches angles.
Up to 6:09 on the video
Puff laughing and waving off the embarrassment: Shy, shy, shy
Jasper: No, not facing the strangeness...as soon as I touched down, it was just...(Jasper laughs sheepishly, as they show a replay of 'where his hand was just going')
[Green, purple, red caption bubbles: Embarrassed, embarrassed, embarrassed]
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper getting ready to shoot again-
Jasper: Ok
Puff is clamping her arms to her side, laughing
SPOP staff members: Armpits need to be shut away...
Puff and Jasper laugh.
SPOP staff members: It's just too embarrassing...too embarrassing...
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper in a lover's pose, Puff's legs over Jasper's, her arms around him, both making kissy faces at each other-
SPOP staff members: Too cool!
They're all laughing and cheering Puff and Jasper on.
SPOP staff members: Too cool!
Puff and Jasper are trying to make blowfish-kissy faces...but Jasper looks more like he's struggling and squinting his eyes, Puff sees his 'posing face' and they both burst out laughing especially Puff who point at Jasper and laughs.
Puff is laughing talking to the SPOP members, while Jasper is laughing and covering his face with his hand, in an 'oh no' kind of way...
Puff, laughingly to SPOP staff: You know, just then he was extremely funny...
She's waving her hand back and forth, laughing because she can't get the words out and then she goes on to hug Jasper again, resting on his shoulder while they're both still laughing.
-Cuts to Puff explaining to the camera about why she was laughing-
Puff: Just then, what was extremely funny was...that we just had one where it was, we had to pretend... because when you're in love, don't you just act this way? (Puff makes a cute blowfish kissy face). But he just did this (Puff imitates Jasper's pose and makes a flat, squinty kissy face, laughing).
Puff starts laughing
Puff: No...he didn't know if he had to purse his lips or...but his eyes were closed tightly and then they were like this...Flickering (Puff makes little shuttering, flickering motions with her fingers to imitate Jasper's eye movements and laughs).
Puff, laughing and waving her hand: Too funny!
A stylist comes over to put a red hat on Puff and from the back of the dressing room you can hear Jasper yelling because he's heard Puff laughing at him.
Jasper jokingly mad [Pink and yellow caption]: Puff Kuo!!
Puff, to the camera in a casual way, as she's getting her hat on: Ah, sorry. Jasper Ge is angry! (Ge = Chinese word a bit like Oppa or Sunbae)
The camera pans over to the back of the dressing room where Jasper is hiding somewhere.
Jasper, pretending to be a mad kid [Yellow and purple caption]: I'm not letting her drink the bubble milk tea
-Cuts to Jasper coming up to Puff-
The camera is following behind Jasper and from the back angle and the actions Jasper is making against Puff looks like he's kissing her.
[Pink caption with lips: Let's kiss a bit]
Jasper, laughing: Just pretending for a bit
Puff talks to the camera leaning on Jasper's arm.
Puff teasing: You know his pretending is very stiff/slow-witted.
Puff: He's like this
The SPOP crew are laughing and Jasper is breaking into a grin too.
Puff: If you want to pretend, you should be like this...
Puff, leaning to pretend to stroke Jasper softly on his face.
Puff, laughing: Not like this! You get away!
Jasper sits down laughing along with SPOP members.
SPOP staff member: Jasper, you need to hug her from behind
Jasper shifts behind Puff and puts his arms around her waist, Puff's hands are guiding Jasper's. She's holding a sexy-pose-expression, but suddenly breaks into a grin when she describes what this pose is.
Puff [Pink caption]: Wedding photo
She breaks into laugher and Jasper cracks up laughing too, along with the SPOP staff members.
Puff is laughing so much she pretty much curls into Jasper's embrace.
Jasper: The wedding photo
Jasper, grinning: That's not too bad for a strength
Jasper [Yellow and purple caption]: My strength is 'getting fat and slow' (I think it's a joke also on being and old married man posing...but hey, you don't mean that about married people, right?!)
-Cuts to new photos with costume change, where Jasper and Puff are wearing florals and their background is a white house-
SPOP staff member: Jasper, you need to give a sweet-honeymoon- in-love kind of feeling.
SPOP staff member: Your girlfriend is beside you
SPOP staff member: Don't be nervous...
Puff is laughing at all the advice given.
-Cut to a pose where Puff and Jasper are holding hands and they're posing like Jasper is the boyfriend leading his girlfriend on a date-
Puff says jokingly to Jasper: Say "Come here, darling!" ----you can also replace darling with baby or any other pet name. The literal translation is precious, which is the common Chinese one----
Jasper turns to Puff: Come here, darling!
Jasper turns back to the camera grinning and Puff is laughing hard
SPOP staff members: Come here, darling!
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper still holding hands and now Puff looks like she's walking alongside Jasper-
SPOP staff member: Pull (her) in a little closer
SPOP staff member: You want to be manly towards her
SPOP staff member: You want to pull her close close, that kind of feeling
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper facing each other laughing and SPOP members giving Jasper directions-
SPOP staff members: Don't be shy!
Puff is grinning from the advice of the SPOP staff members
SPOP staff member, cheering Jasper on in chorus: Just touch down!
Puff poses with a sweet happy smile.
Puff, teasingly to Jasper: You have to enjoy it
Jasper retorts, as he's having a hard time getting the right mode: Enjoy it! Enjoy it!
Puff laughs
-Cuts to Jasper with his head leaning on Puff's, his arm around her, holding her fingers-
Jasper's facial expression makes him look a little too serious though.
SPOP staff member [Blue and pink caption]: Jasper, you need to smile. Smile a little more happily.
Jasper tries on a smile and Puff laughs at them picking on Jasper yet again.
Puff to the camera: He's not happy.
Jasper is quick to turn to the camera and protest: How am I not happy?!
SPOP staff member: He's not enjoying it
Puff makes a puffy, sulky face.
Jasper: I am enjoying it!
SPOP staff member is laughing.
-Cuts to Jasper spreading his fingers out in a faux stylish manner and putting them against his temple, as if modelling like a girl....He's imitating Puff-
Jasper: (I'm) Puff
Puff does the same pose, probably because it is one of her trademark poses and gives it her own flair.
Puff then makes a very dull, timid expression, with her arms firmly by her sides, imitating Jasper.
Puff: (I'm) Jasper
Jasper sees his expression from the corner of his eye and starts laughing, as does Puff.
SPOP staff member: Is it really like that?
SPOP staff member: It's too stupid though.
Jasper jokingly lunges at Puff: you're just too bad!
Puff covers her mouth from laughing so much.
Jasper is grinning at the camera and Puff is laughing so much she's jumping up and down.
-Cuts to Puff with her hand on Jasper's shoulder, while she gets some sort of costume touch up. She's looking at him and asking him questions-
Puff: Jasper Ge, I'm actually really seriously asking you. You should have taken photos with girls before right? Then how did you guys interact?
Jasper is looking at a loss, being silent and thinking about an answer and Puff is grinning.
Jasper, finally: It's been a long time since I took a photo with a girl ----While it's probably true, I feel like this is a very standard answer for a male Asian star who doesn't want to upset his fangirls. Which is why Puff says the next line----
Puff, smiling knowingly: Then in the past? How did you interact?
Jasper thinking about it, takes a step closer to Puff, though there's still a gap between them and extends an arm so that he's not close enough to hold her, but looks like he timidly closing the gap between them and just touching her with the end of his arm.
Puff busts out laughing really hard and has to cover her mouth. Jasper is laughing at his own joke.
SPOP staff member [Black cracked caption]: That's very weak, eh!
Puff walks into the wall and flattens herself against it, as if defeated.
-Cuts to Puff standing next to Jasper again questioning him-
Puff: Then what about when taking photos with a girlfriend?
Puff is crossing her arms and regarding Jasper, while he thinks about it slowly.
Jasper: ...Taking a photo with a girlfriend...
He looks at Puff lost.
Puff teasing: You never took photos?
Puff is laughing a little as Jasper looks so lost at that answer!
Jasper, still thinking: ...Taking a photo with a girlfriend...
Puff: Just more casual, simple and whatever?
Jasper grins and looks up at her.
Jasper: Correct, just casual and whatever
Puff is grinning because she knows that his nature.
Puff: Then what about with a female companion?
Puff is grinning and regarding him with folded arms. Jasper makes a face, jokingly and points to the screen.
Jasper, facing Puff: You're so annoying!
He starts laughing and put his hand to cover his mouth.
Jasper: Whyyy do you keep repeatedly asking me the same question. Strange!
Puff is laughing a lot, and puts a hand on Jasper to support herself. Jasper is laughing too.
-Cuts to Puff standing by Jasper and talking to the Camera-
Puff and Jasper are grinning and Puff is pressing her fingers together, the actions they often have an anime character make when they want something, and she's making a "Am I right? Am I right?" face while she talks
Puff: The guy has to take the initiative a bit moreee...isn't that right?
Jasper in a jokingly sarcastic manner: She just keeps on looking at my good moves...you know?
Puff is bumping Jasper, pushing him on the side, laughing. Jasper comes back, bumping her a little.
SPOP staff member: Time to start
Puff is still laughing and pointing to his face.
Puff: (He's) At a loss to what he's doing wrong
Jasper and Puff are bumping each other laughing and teasing. And holding hands, getting ready for the shoot.
Jasper: Why do you keep looking at my good moves, huh?
Puff moves to put an arm around his shoulder in a very "bro" or "mate" pose.
Puff teases: Like this, right?
Jasper is covering his mouth laughing.
SPOP staff member [Red and clue caption]: Guys have to take the initiative a bit more!
Jasper holding Puff's hand.
Jasper, talking as if annoyed: Ok, Ok!
Jasper starts laughing and so does Puff
SPOP staff member, giving instructions: Dating! Dating!
Camera pans to Jasper and Puff's hands, as they're holding hands for this photo.
-Cuts to a montage of Shooting shots-
Commentator: For the first time, we're seeing Jasper Liu this much at loss as to what he's doing wrong. (Maybe) simply speaking (he's) the human reincarnation of a Mimosa plant ---A Mimosa plant is a plant that actually shrinks away from your fingers when you touch it! In Chinese it's name translates to "The Shy Grass"--- How is it like this? (Or) maybe there's another reason...
The screen is showing Jasper and Puff viewing all the photos they've taken so far on a computer screen. They're concentrating, Jasper arms folded, Puff eyes on screen.
Jasper after looking at the photos [Blue and green caption]: I also want bangs!
Puff laughs.
-Cuts to Jasper rubbing his shoulders as if cold-
Jasper [Pink, green and blue caption]: I admire Puff's bangs
The SPOP staff members are laughing
-Cuts to a close up of Jasper's face for a shoot-
Jasper: Without bangs, you have to smile...The very important (thing is, you) really don't have the feeling of security.
Jasper is grinning while SPOP staff members are laughing.
SPOP staff member [Blue and green caption]: Think about it like you (already) have bangs
Jasper, saying it like a mantra: Ok, I have bangs, I have bangs...
-Cuts to SPOP staff members questioning Jasper about his pose preferences-
SPOP staff member: Do you yourself like your cool image better or your smiling image better?
Jasper in a thinking pose.
Jasper: Smiling pose is more natural for me. Furthermore, I'm also more use to seeing it.
SPOP staff member: oooh, more use to seeing it...
Jasper: If I want to be, it's like this...
Jasper makes a funny frowny face
Jasper: Furthermore, also has to be eyebrows like the number 8 ---He means the number eight spelt in Chinese characters, not the number 8 as we know it---
Jasper is making his eyebrows go into curves going down and flicking up in middle into a slightly haunghty frown. ----Hahaha! Definately not natural for Jasper. He's good looking in his friendly way...none of this haughty bad boy business---
Jasper: So you have to let them change into sharp eyebrows, very handsome...
SPOP staff member, laughing: A number 1 (shape)?
Jasper is making those so-called "cool" eyebrows at the camera.
Jasper: You see?
SPOP staff member: Actually, it's not reaching the number 8 (look)...
SPOP staff member: You see, it (Jasper's eyebrows) really doesn't have the ability to do it...
Jasper, sounding disappointed: What do you mean "doesn't have the ability?"
Jasper is making, angling down motions with his hands: Even using strength, it (Jasper's eyebrows) just changes to this look...you see...
Jasper just looks like he's frowning at the camera.
SPOP staff member: Actually, you're a number 1 (shape)? ---Number 1 in Chinese is shaped like a straight line...so basically, they're saying Jasper's eyebrow is like a flat, straight line ---
Jasper: Actually, there is one method, that is you have to do this...
Jasper turns around, bends down and does something to his eyebrows with his fingers...then he turns back to face the camera, with more creases in his brow.
SPOP staff members and Puff are all laughing in the background.
Jasper: But (I) can only maintain it for 3 seconds.
Jasper: Like this...
Jasper bends down to tweak his eyebrows with his fingers again, much to the laughter of Puff and the SPOP crew. Jasper makes the haughty-frowny-so-called-cool eyebrows again for a little bit at the camera.
Jasper, holding out 3 fingers and grinning: Just for only 3 seconds
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper shoot montage-
Commentator: Ok, ok, (we) understand Jasper's 3 reasons for being shy. 1) Firstly, magazine photoshoots (that involve) taking sweet, couple pictures with a girl 2) Not having bangs 3) Having to make number 8 eyebrows.
-Cuts to SPOP members giving Jasper these funny, but ugly looking eye print glasses to wear for fun-
SPOP staff member: Extremely cool!
Jasper: Should wear this one to take magazine photos, that would be better!
Jasper: Just what (is this)?! (We) wouldn't need to pose for so long
Jasper: It's extremely manly, right?
SPOP staff members: Correct...extremely manly
Jasper: Can you tell that yesterday night I got no sleep?
Puff, from behind, getting her styling [Blue caption]: After this, do the drama like this...(wear the glasses to play Ah Jie...hahaha no thanks!)
Jasper to Puff: Vogue...teach me how to Vogue.
Everyone is laughing a bit. Puff does a sexy, arms over head Vogue pose and Jasper tries to follow suit, causing everyone to laugh. But he quickly pulls his arms back and folds them as if the pose had strained them...
Jasper: Even my armpit hairs were showing
Everyone is laughing, Puff is grinning...then she shows him a new pose thursting chest forward and arms backwards.
Puff: Vogue
Jasper: Eh?
Puff comes over and slaps him on the arm, as if to say, "Hurry up and try it." Jasper puts his arms awkwardly and squarely to his face, and then moves them around his face in a silly way.
Puff: Vogue
SPOP staff member, teasing: Is this natural slow-wittedness?
Puff tries a new pose, finger spread around her face: Vogue
SPOP staff members: Vogue your face, Vogue your face, Vogue your face!
Puff shows Jasper her spread out fingers.
Puff: Your hands have to be like this
Puff laughs, Jasper imitates for a long time.
Puff yells out: How beautiful!
Jasper: Why is it a bit ugly?
Everyone laughs.
Jasper: This, I don't need to wear. These are my eyes.
Everyone laughs.
-Cuts to Jasper trying on a different set of printed eye glasses with pictures of cute eyes this time-
Males SPOP staff member takes a photo of Jasper in these glasses.
Males SPOP staff member: These ones are very cute.
SPOP staff members: Your eyes are very big
SPOP staff members: He's quite pleased with himself. He really has self-confidence.
Jasper: Extremely self-confident.
Jasper, laughing: My self-confidence depends on this type of thing.
Jasper shaking his head and taking them off.
Jasper: Extremely self confident
-Cuts to Jasper fiddling around with plastic lobsters-
Jasper grinning, excitedly: These suit me more!
Jasper, holding a plastic fish and lobster, looking at them.
Jasper: Meeting these gives me a more peaceful feeling
-Cuts to Jasper putting the fish and lobster up to his ears-
SPOP staff member: He's acting a drama
SPOP staff member [Yellow caption]: Telephone?!
SPOP members are laughing
Jasper: No way
SPOP staff member to other members: This is an earring. What are you guys thinking? It's an earring!
-Cuts to Jasper posing with some fake lotus pods-
SPOP staff member: Give us a rock feeling!
Jasper uses the pods as if they were microphones and he was rocking into them.
SPOP staff member: Fresh and youthful image, very rock!
Jasper, laughing: Using lotus roots as rock (instruments)
Jasper crouches down in an even cooler manner with the lotus roots as a microphone again.
SPOP staff member: Extremely praise-worthy! This one is good!
Other female SPOP staff members: Very good, very good!
-Cuts to Jasper grinning as an SPOP staff member holds a lotus pod and stalk like a shower-
SPOP staff member (actually she is editor): You really look like you're washing you're hair
Jasper stands under, scrubing his hair, one hand holding the "Shower" closing his eyes, smiling and looking relaxed.
Male SPOP staff member: Extremely happy feeling
Jasper keeps scrubing and grinning
SPOP staff member, laughing: Washing your hair
Jasper bursts out laughing and all the SPOP staff members are laughing and talking louldly excitedly.
Jasper laughs, claps and then ducks back under to pretend again.
Commentator: The SPOP crew members, aside from using dedication and resorting to the press props box, the most powerful, most invincible move...that is...to please invite the audience to first turn down the sound on their TV's...
-Cuts to Puff pretending to be a smitten fangirl of Jasper's-
Puff pretending to scream in joy...
Puff [Blue caption with hearts]: Ahhhh!!! Very handsome!
The SPOP crew members laugh
-Cuts to Jasper doing serious, "Cool" model shots-
Puff, uses a little girl's voice [Blue caption]: Jasper Ge is very handsome!
Puff does a fangirl squeal [Red caption]: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Jasper in the background: Puff Kuo go away!
SPOP editor: Come on Jasper, it's extremely good, extremely good!
-Cuts to Jasper doing cool poses for photoshoot-
SPOP staff member [Pink and mauve caption]: Use your gaze to hurt us!
SPOP staff member [Black and red caption]: Hurry up, use your gaze
Jasper bursts out laughing and doubles over from laughing so hard.
SPOP staff member: It's too stupid though.
Jasper jokingly lunges at Puff: you're just too bad!
-Cuts to Puff with her hand on Jasper's shoulder, while she gets some sort of costume touch up. She's looking at him and asking him questions-
Puff: Jasper Ge, I'm actually really seriously asking you. You should have taken photos with girls before right? Then how did you guys interact?
Jasper, finally: It's been a long time since I took a photo with a girl ----While it's probably true, I feel like this is a very standard answer for a male Asian star who doesn't want to upset his fangirls. Which is why Puff says the next line----
Puff, smiling knowingly: Then in the past? How did you interact?
SPOP staff member [Black cracked caption]: That's very weak, eh!
-Cuts to Puff standing next to Jasper again questioning him-
Puff: Then what about when taking photos with a girlfriend?
Puff is crossing her arms and regarding Jasper, while he thinks about it slowly.
Jasper: ...Taking a photo with a girlfriend...
He looks at Puff lost.
Puff teasing: You never took photos?
Puff is laughing a little as Jasper looks so lost at that answer!
Jasper, still thinking: ...Taking a photo with a girlfriend...
Puff: Just more casual, simple and whatever?
Jasper: Correct, just casual and whatever
Puff is grinning because she knows that his nature.
Puff: Then what about with a female companion?
Puff is grinning and regarding him with folded arms. Jasper makes a face, jokingly and points to the screen.
Jasper, facing Puff: You're so annoying!
He starts laughing and put his hand to cover his mouth.
Puff is laughing a lot, and puts a hand on Jasper to support herself. Jasper is laughing too.
-Cuts to Puff standing by Jasper and talking to the Camera-
Puff and Jasper are grinning and Puff is pressing her fingers together, the actions they often have an anime character make when they want something, and she's making a "Am I right? Am I right?" face while she talks
Puff: The guy has to take the initiative a bit moreee...isn't that right?
Jasper in a jokingly sarcastic manner: She just keeps on looking at my good moves...you know?
SPOP staff member: Time to start
Puff is still laughing and pointing to his face.
Puff: (He's) At a loss to what he's doing wrong
Jasper: Why do you keep looking at my good moves, huh?
Puff moves to put an arm around his shoulder in a very "bro" or "mate" pose.
Puff teases: Like this, right?
Jasper is covering his mouth laughing.
SPOP staff member [Red and clue caption]: Guys have to take the initiative a bit more!
Jasper, talking as if annoyed: Ok, Ok!
Jasper starts laughing and so does Puff
Camera pans to Jasper and Puff's hands, as they're holding hands for this photo.
Commentator: For the first time, we're seeing Jasper Liu this much at loss as to what he's doing wrong. (Maybe) simply speaking (he's) the human reincarnation of a Mimosa plant ---A Mimosa plant is a plant that actually shrinks away from your fingers when you touch it! In Chinese it's name translates to "The Shy Grass"--- How is it like this? (Or) maybe there's another reason...
Jasper after looking at the photos [Blue and green caption]: I also want bangs!
Puff laughs.
-Cuts to Jasper rubbing his shoulders as if cold-
Jasper [Pink, green and blue caption]: I admire Puff's bangs
The SPOP staff members are laughing
Jasper: Without bangs, you have to smile...The very important (thing is, you) really don't have the feeling of security.
Jasper is grinning while SPOP staff members are laughing.
SPOP staff member [Blue and green caption]: Think about it like you (already) have bangs
Jasper, saying it like a mantra: Ok, I have bangs, I have bangs...
-Cuts to SPOP staff members questioning Jasper about his pose preferences-
SPOP staff member: Do you yourself like your cool image better or your smiling image better?
Jasper in a thinking pose.
Jasper: Smiling pose is more natural for me. Furthermore, I'm also more use to seeing it.
SPOP staff member: oooh, more use to seeing it...
Jasper: If I want to be, it's like this...
Jasper makes a funny frowny face
Jasper is making his eyebrows go into curves going down and flicking up in middle into a slightly haunghty frown. ----Hahaha! Definately not natural for Jasper. He's good looking in his friendly way...none of this haughty bad boy business---
Jasper: So you have to let them change into sharp eyebrows, very handsome...
SPOP staff member, laughing: A number 1 (shape)?
Jasper is making those so-called "cool" eyebrows at the camera.
Jasper: You see?
SPOP staff member: Actually, it's not reaching the number 8 (look)...
SPOP staff member: You see, it (Jasper's eyebrows) really doesn't have the ability to do it...
Jasper, sounding disappointed: What do you mean "doesn't have the ability?"
Jasper is making, angling down motions with his hands: Even using strength, it (Jasper's eyebrows) just changes to this look...you see...
Jasper just looks like he's frowning at the camera.
SPOP staff member: Actually, you're a number 1 (shape)? ---Number 1 in Chinese is shaped like a straight line...so basically, they're saying Jasper's eyebrow is like a flat, straight line ---
Jasper turns around, bends down and does something to his eyebrows with his fingers...then he turns back to face the camera, with more creases in his brow.
SPOP staff members and Puff are all laughing in the background.
Jasper: But (I) can only maintain it for 3 seconds.
Jasper: Like this...
Jasper, holding out 3 fingers and grinning: Just for only 3 seconds
-Cuts to Puff and Jasper shoot montage-
Commentator: Ok, ok, (we) understand Jasper's 3 reasons for being shy. 1) Firstly, magazine photoshoots (that involve) taking sweet, couple pictures with a girl 2) Not having bangs 3) Having to make number 8 eyebrows.
SPOP magazine crew members held an urgent meeting about what to do to resolve Jasper's nerves and lead him towards a extremely MAN-ly path. The most simple, relaxing little things is first up!
SPOP staff member: Extremely cool!
Jasper: Should wear this one to take magazine photos, that would be better!
Jasper: Just what (is this)?! (We) wouldn't need to pose for so long
Jasper: It's extremely manly, right?
SPOP staff members: Correct...extremely manly
Jasper: Can you tell that yesterday night I got no sleep?
Jasper to Puff: Vogue...teach me how to Vogue.
Everyone is laughing a bit. Puff does a sexy, arms over head Vogue pose and Jasper tries to follow suit, causing everyone to laugh. But he quickly pulls his arms back and folds them as if the pose had strained them...
Jasper: Even my armpit hairs were showing
Everyone is laughing, Puff is grinning...then she shows him a new pose thursting chest forward and arms backwards.
Puff: Vogue
Jasper: Eh?
Puff: Vogue
SPOP staff member, teasing: Is this natural slow-wittedness?
Puff tries a new pose, finger spread around her face: Vogue
SPOP staff members: Vogue your face, Vogue your face, Vogue your face!
Puff shows Jasper her spread out fingers.
Puff: Your hands have to be like this
Puff laughs, Jasper imitates for a long time.
Jasper: Why is it a bit ugly?
Everyone laughs.
Jasper: This, I don't need to wear. These are my eyes.
Everyone laughs.
-Cuts to Jasper trying on a different set of printed eye glasses with pictures of cute eyes this time-
Males SPOP staff member takes a photo of Jasper in these glasses.
Males SPOP staff member: These ones are very cute.
SPOP staff members: Your eyes are very big
SPOP staff members: He's quite pleased with himself. He really has self-confidence.
Jasper: Extremely self-confident.
Jasper, laughing: My self-confidence depends on this type of thing.
Jasper shaking his head and taking them off.
Jasper: Extremely self confident
-Cuts to Jasper fiddling around with plastic lobsters-
Jasper, holding a plastic fish and lobster, looking at them.
Jasper: Meeting these gives me a more peaceful feeling
-Cuts to Jasper putting the fish and lobster up to his ears-
SPOP staff member: He's acting a drama
SPOP staff member [Yellow caption]: Telephone?!
SPOP members are laughing
Jasper: No way
SPOP staff member to other members: This is an earring. What are you guys thinking? It's an earring!
-Cuts to Jasper posing with some fake lotus pods-
SPOP staff member: Give us a rock feeling!
Jasper uses the pods as if they were microphones and he was rocking into them.
SPOP staff member: Fresh and youthful image, very rock!
Jasper, laughing: Using lotus roots as rock (instruments)
Jasper crouches down in an even cooler manner with the lotus roots as a microphone again.
Other female SPOP staff members: Very good, very good!
-Cuts to Jasper grinning as an SPOP staff member holds a lotus pod and stalk like a shower-
SPOP staff member (actually she is editor): You really look like you're washing you're hair
Jasper stands under, scrubing his hair, one hand holding the "Shower" closing his eyes, smiling and looking relaxed.
Male SPOP staff member: Extremely happy feeling
Jasper keeps scrubing and grinning
Jasper bursts out laughing and all the SPOP staff members are laughing and talking louldly excitedly.
Jasper laughs, claps and then ducks back under to pretend again.
Commentator: The SPOP crew members, aside from using dedication and resorting to the press props box, the most powerful, most invincible move...that is...to please invite the audience to first turn down the sound on their TV's...
Puff pretending to scream in joy...
Puff [Blue caption with hearts]: Ahhhh!!! Very handsome!
-Cuts to Jasper doing serious, "Cool" model shots-
Puff, uses a little girl's voice [Blue caption]: Jasper Ge is very handsome!
Jasper in the background: Puff Kuo go away!
SPOP editor: Come on Jasper, it's extremely good, extremely good!
-Cuts to Jasper doing cool poses for photoshoot-
SPOP staff member [Pink and mauve caption]: Use your gaze to hurt us!
SPOP staff member [Black and red caption]: Hurry up, use your gaze
Jasper bursts out laughing and doubles over from laughing so hard.
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